Nowadays, good posters are hard to find.

Originally posted by KidRock
Poor guy wont even see it comin. It is said the last thing you hear before you die is the sonic boom caused by Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

I don't know, I just can't take Chuck Norris seriously any more since he started peddling some crap exercise system on late night info-mercials. I guess at least he hasn't donned the latex yet, latex Norris buttocks would seriously endanger my ability to sleep peaceful..

And ah, sweet satire. I think purges are the answer. Bloody ones. After all, quality, not quantity are the key.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I just can't take Chuck Norris seriously any more

Are you saying there was a time you did take him seriously?

Originally posted by FeceMan
What the ****. YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY SATIRE THREAD.

Is this a 'Satire' thread, or is it a satirical thread? Perhaps it is neither of those. Perhaps it is a thread that is satirical. Then again, perhaps it is just a helpful example of what not to do if you are thinking of creating a clever and witty thread.

My post encapsulates all of these options and many more...It can be read on so many levels.

Ps. Chuck Norris is a cup of hot Chocolate by a blazing fire. It sits there, being chocolate. Steaming. Waiting for its chance...Then! Suddenly, like an arrow leaving its bow, it pounces on the nearest insect devouring it whole! Wow! What a spectacle! The insect stands no chance as the Chocolate gourges itself on the broken-backed beetle. The glory is the Chocolate's, as the fire roars a grumble and rustle of approval. The Chocolate looks around and preens itself in the flickering window's sheen. What a warrior! What a king! What a beast! Then, as the glory fades, the scars of the battle begin to shine. All the world shall revere the steaming cup! However, in the shadows, far from the fire, sits a luke-warm glass of Grapefruit juice. It bides its time, waiting for the optimum moment to strike...

Originally posted by FeceMan
This seems to be a growing complaint among many people on KMC in recent years. Many posters today are extremely stupid, with unreasonably low expectations regarding what "qualifies" as a legitimate post. Don't get me wrong, it's good to have freedom of speech, but if you're a ****ing moron, sound like a retard, and have the debating skills of a Special Olympics forensics team, then you should shut the hell up and leave KMC.

Even those who fit the above description have lowered their posting standards a bit. You don't even have to make a lick of sense--or even meet the bare minimum requirements of joining the aforementioned Special Olympics team--to qualify as KMC material. So what should we, as KMC posters, do to stop this growing trend of idiocy on the KMC boards? We've gotta put these dumbshits in their place before things get out of hand...any more than they already have.

Discuss!

yawn

Originally posted by BackFire
Solution - Everyone change their name to Chuck Norris. Awesomeness will ensue.

So true as these sites testify.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php

🙂

Originally posted by Echuu
Feceman......How about stricter mods?

Originally posted by KidRock
I wouldnt sit near you either..I dont wanna catch the "disease"..if you get my drift.

Intelligence is not a disease, and you can't catch it you silly man.

i must say BF has been on a roll as of late 😂

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Are you saying there was a time you [B]did take him seriously? [/B]

Oh dear, you got me, I must admit among a plethora of wooden action actors Norris was one of the most wooden of all (followed closely by Keanu Reeves.) I only hope the cult of Norris doesn't one day make me pay for my impudence.💃 ...... Hmmm, dancing banana not so good at representing deadly martial artists.

Intelligence is not a disease, and you can't catch it you silly man.

A shame it isn't, that would possibly be the only case of germ warfare I would ever consider permissible. In fact if possible I would deliver intelligence infected blankets and wheat personally to Kidrock's doorstep. Why? Because I CARE. Yes, I care. Like some great big cynical Care Bare.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Intelligence is not a disease, and you can't catch it you silly man.

I wasnt talking about intelligence.

Originally posted by KidRock
I wasnt talking about intelligence.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Yeah, but you're an idiot, so whatever.

This coming from FECEMAN.

I see no one caught the joke in this thread.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Are you saying there was a time you [B]did take him seriously? [/B]

Please halt the insults, thanks.

Originally posted by BackFire
Please halt the insults, thanks.

Originally posted by BackFire
Please halt the insults, thanks.

backfire u scum 😠

Originally posted by Snoopbert
About Chuck Norris?

I pity anyone who insults Chuck.

He will roundhouse kick your ass.

i was way stupid, but i took a break from KMC for a while, and now im back, hopefully unstupid.

Originally posted by BackFire
Solution - Everyone change their name to Chuck Norris. Awesomeness will ensue.

Brilliant