The TRUE tragedy of Darth Vader

Not really, being hit by JP was always the plan. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

*to JP* Okay honey, so far the foreplay... 😉

whipped.

She might... rroooaaaarrr

Horny Old Man

Old???

Old.

Me???

Queeq

How old?

74

Oh right. I just had my birthday...

yeah. Congratulations. I bought you dentures.

How about my cane?

😕

My wheelchair then?

V6 Powerchair.

V8

Thats a large chair.

Yup, I can take pretty ladies for a ride.

Yeah, but you can't get an erection.