Chat with Santa

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Originally posted by WindDancer
I'm too big to sit on Santa's lap.

So just to let you know. I left you the cookies and milk on top of the kitchen table.

Help yourself Jolly St. Nick.

thanks a bunch *checks on nice list*
Originally posted by Bloigen
I left a shot of vodka and chocolate liquers.
Originally posted by WindDancer
^You wanna have a drunken fat old man in the house?
droolio

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Originally posted by WindDancer
^You wanna have a drunken fat old man in the house?

The plan is, I get him drunk, kill him, steal the presents, become king of earth.

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Originally posted by Bloigen
The plan is, I get him drunk, kill him, steal the presents, become king of earth.
*notes list: Dont come to his house*

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*notes list: Dont come to his house*

*steals notes*
HAH! What are you going to do now? Eh?

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Originally posted by Bloigen
*steals notes*
HAH! What are you going to do now? Eh?
*writes on hand*

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*writes on hand*

Damn. Always one step ahead.
*thinks*

AHA!
*steals pen*
HAH! What are you going to do now! Eh?

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Originally posted by Bloigen
Damn. Always one step ahead.
*thinks*

AHA!
*steals pen*
HAH! What are you going to do now! Eh?

*makes another pen* i'm magic 🙄

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Damnit!

*thinks*

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Originally posted by Bloigen
Damnit!

*thinks*

evillaugh

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*sees advert on TV*

*Calls 1800-Gandalf*

Hey Gandalf,
Do me a favour and take Santas magic away
*Gandalf talks*
Ok, cut that shit, just do it.
*Gandalf talks*
Okay, Okay.
*Gandalf talks*
Okay, is that the magic gone?
*Gandalf talks*
Thanks.
*Gandalf talks*
C ya!

HAH!
What are you going to do now?Eh?

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Originally posted by Bloigen
*sees advert on TV*

*Calls 1800-Gandalf*

Hey Gandalf,
Do me a favour and take Santas magic away
*Gandalf talks*
Ok, cut that shit, just do it.
*Gandalf talks*
Okay, Okay.
*Gandalf talks*
Okay, is that the magic gone?
*Gandalf talks*
Thanks.
*Gandalf talks*
C ya!

HAH!
What are you going to do now?Eh?

Makes a call

Yeah gandolf....you give me my powers back before i smack you and make you my elf

uh..huh...

uh huh......

good good...

okay later

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*damn*
thinks

*wait a minute, how come things I say are now in the asterisk field?*
thinks
*AHHHHH!*

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Originally posted by Bloigen
*damn*
thinks

*wait a minute, how come things I say are now in the asterisk field?*
thinks
*AHHHHH!*

😑

Princess-Puppy~ shut up... -_-

Santa do you like chocolate chip cookies?

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Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
Santa do you like chocolate chip cookies?
i do ✅

Princess-Puppy~ shut up... -_-

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i do ✅
here.

darthvader_fan Dazed and Confused

santa can i have a Xbox360 for christmas

and for princess puppy to like me

Princess-Puppy~ shut up... -_-

Santa can I have a rein deer? And a ring!?

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i want a car

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Originally posted by darthvader_fan
santa can i have a Xbox360 for christmas

and for princess puppy to like me

Originally posted by darthvader_fan
i want a car
Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
Santa can I have a rein deer? And a ring!?
Ho ho ho...one at a time....Princess..you're first naughty