Originally posted by King_Thorinnot sure what your talkin about but I like your sig.
When angered, Chuck Norris's core temperature rises to one million times that of the sun & will destroy the entire Universe. This has happened twice so far & leading scientists claim that we are "Long Overdue" for another.
Originally posted by K.Diddy
A thread for anyone interested on seeing a stupid idiot get a 7 day ban
Now look, This odd ''Redcaped'' member gets ignored a lot, and if any of you regular visitors dont like him thats fine, but I honestly find him quite entertaining 🙂 So now a post from Sir Redcaped
redcaped
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States
I like my bedroom 90% dark, only TV or light socket. I prefer my bed right next to the window. A beautiful balcony. Living room with yellow light center ceiling lamp. A staircase from my room upstairs. I love the bathroom and it should be small. A big kitchen. I remember when I was a kid doing my homework at night asleep with my nose on my books sensing the nice smell, opening and closing my eyes looking at letters/graphics. I had a special kind of tree that I loved to stab and observe a white substance coming out and turning yellow/hard in about an hour later, like a melted candle. With my legs sunk to the knees I ran at the beach shore for a while, later felt like foating and much faster! I start using a cup to drink at 7... a little late. If I could keep my body immortal giving away my soul. My body is able to create a new one in about 20 years, then offer it again. Beds should bring temperature regulations. I like my bed cold most of the time. Last time I ate at Burger King I had a Chicken Sandwish Combo including Soda & Fries I would like someone like a girlfriend to use a pencil all over my head and body with a very light touch...it feels great before going to sleep. The best way to enjoy sex is by doing it in a 4 days period~trust me. What causes me to laugh is a sudden loud noise related to glass or metal. I would like a device to give myself a pleasant electric shock every morning.
Originally posted by King_Thorin
When angered, Chuck Norris's core temperature rises to one million times that of the sun & will destroy the entire Universe. This has happened twice so far & leading scientists claim that we are "Long Overdue" for another.
The ''Palace of Love...........and stuff'' is a Chuck norris free zone 😉
Originally posted by K.Diddycaptivating ✅
Now look, This odd ''Redcaped'' member gets ignored a lot, and if any of you regular visitors dont like him thats fine, but I honestly find him quite entertaining 🙂 So now a post from Sir Redcapedredcaped
Senior MemberGender: Male
Location: United StatesI like my bedroom 90% dark, only TV or light socket. I prefer my bed right next to the window. A beautiful balcony. Living room with yellow light center ceiling lamp. A staircase from my room upstairs. I love the bathroom and it should be small. A big kitchen. I remember when I was a kid doing my homework at night asleep with my nose on my books sensing the nice smell, opening and closing my eyes looking at letters/graphics. I had a special kind of tree that I loved to stab and observe a white substance coming out and turning yellow/hard in about an hour later, like a melted candle. With my legs sunk to the knees I ran at the beach shore for a while, later felt like foating and much faster! I start using a cup to drink at 7... a little late. If I could keep my body immortal giving away my soul. My body is able to create a new one in about 20 years, then offer it again. Beds should bring temperature regulations. I like my bed cold most of the time. Last time I ate at Burger King I had a Chicken Sandwish Combo including Soda & Fries I would like someone like a girlfriend to use a pencil all over my head and body with a very light touch...it feels great before going to sleep. The best way to enjoy sex is by doing it in a 4 days period~trust me. What causes me to laugh is a sudden loud noise related to glass or metal. I would like a device to give myself a pleasant electric shock every morning.
American Bad Ass
Yeah <br> And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands <br> We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans <br> And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame <br> I played their game <br> And as they scream my name <br> I will show no shame <br> I live and die for this <br> And if I come off soft <br> Then chew on this <br> <br> Are you scared? <br> <br> Devil Without A Cause <br> And I'm back with the beaver hats <br> And Ben Davis slacks <br> Thirty pack of Strohs <br> Thirty pack of hoes <br> No rogaine and the propane flows <br> The chosen one <br> I'm the living proof <br> With the gift of gab <br> From the city of truth <br> I jabbed and stabbed <br> And knocked critics back <br> And I did not stutter when I said that <br> I'm going platinum <br> Sellin rhymes <br> I went platinum <br> Seven times <br> And still they ill <br> They wanna see us fry <br> I guess because Only God Knows Why <br> Why why why why <br> <br> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh <br> They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black <br> So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at <br> Say hey hey <br> Let me hear where your at and say hey hey <br> I'm givin it back, so say hey hey <br> Show me some metal and say <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gat!!!!! <br> **** all y'all <br> <br> I like AC/DC and ZZ Top <br> Bocephus, Beasties and the kings of rock <br> Skynyrd, Segar, Limp, Korn, the Stones <br> David Allen Coe and no show Jones <br> Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh <br> Pass that bottle around <br> Got the rock from Detroit <br> Soul from Motown <br> The underground stoned ****in pimp <br> With tracks that mack and slap back the whack <br> Never gay, no way, I don't play with ass <br> But watch me rock with Liberace flash <br> Punk rock, The clash <br> Boy bands are trash <br> I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash <br> Flash flash flash flash <br> <br> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <br> They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black <br> So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at <br> Say hey hey <br> Let me hear where your at and say hey hey <br> I'm givin it back, so say hey hey <br> Show me some metal and say <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Uh, uh, uh, Gat <br> <br> Yeah, I saw your band <br> Jumpin around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks <br> When you gonna learn sucker <br> You just can't **** with <br> Twisted Brbrbr Brown Brown...TRUCKER <br> TRuuuuuccckeeeeerrrrr <br> <br> I'm an... American Bad Ass <br> Watch me kick <br> You can roll with rock <br> Or you can Suck My Dick (undedited version) or Radio Edit (edited version) <br> I'm a porno flick, I'm like amazing grace <br> I'm gonna **** some hoe's after I rock this place <br> Super fly, livin double wide <br> Side car my glide <br> So Joe C can ride <br> Full sack to share <br> Bringin flash and glare <br> Got the long hair swingin middle finger in the air <br> Snakeskin suits, Sixty-five Chevelle's <br> See me ride in sin <br> Hear the rebel yell <br> I won't live to tell <br> So if you do <br> Give the next generation a big, **** You! <br> Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma <br> Said **** highschool, pissed on my diploma <br> Smell the aroma <br> Check my hits <br> I know it stinks in here <br> Cause I'm the shit, shit, shit, shit, shit <br> <br> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh <br> They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black <br> So throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at <br> Say hey hey <br> Let me hear where you're at and say hey hey <br> I'm givin' it back so say, hey hey <br> Show me some metal and say <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...huh huh <br> I'm a cowboy <br> Bad ass in black <br> Singin <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> From side to side <br> From front to back <br> Say hey hey hey hey <br> I put Detroit city back on the map <br> And singin <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Kid Rock's in the house <br> And thats where I'm at <br> <br> Hahahaha <br>
Originally posted by King_Thorin
American Bad Ass
Yeah <br> And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands <br> We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans <br> And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame <br> I played their game <br> And as they scream my name <br> I will show no shame <br> I live and die for this <br> And if I come off soft <br> Then chew on this <br> <br> Are you scared? <br> <br> Devil Without A Cause <br> And I'm back with the beaver hats <br> And Ben Davis slacks <br> Thirty pack of Strohs <br> Thirty pack of hoes <br> No rogaine and the propane flows <br> The chosen one <br> I'm the living proof <br> With the gift of gab <br> From the city of truth <br> I jabbed and stabbed <br> And knocked critics back <br> And I did not stutter when I said that <br> I'm going platinum <br> Sellin rhymes <br> I went platinum <br> Seven times <br> And still they ill <br> They wanna see us fry <br> I guess because Only God Knows Why <br> Why why why why <br> <br> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh <br> They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black <br> So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at <br> Say hey hey <br> Let me hear where your at and say hey hey <br> I'm givin it back, so say hey hey <br> Show me some metal and say <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gat!!!!! <br> **** all y'all <br> <br> I like AC/DC and ZZ Top <br> Bocephus, Beasties and the kings of rock <br> Skynyrd, Segar, Limp, Korn, the Stones <br> David Allen Coe and no show Jones <br> Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh <br> Pass that bottle around <br> Got the rock from Detroit <br> Soul from Motown <br> The underground stoned ****in pimp <br> With tracks that mack and slap back the whack <br> Never gay, no way, I don't play with ass <br> But watch me rock with Liberace flash <br> Punk rock, The clash <br> Boy bands are trash <br> I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash <br> Flash flash flash flash <br> <br> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <br> They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black <br> So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at <br> Say hey hey <br> Let me hear where your at and say hey hey <br> I'm givin it back, so say hey hey <br> Show me some metal and say <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Uh, uh, uh, Gat <br> <br> Yeah, I saw your band <br> Jumpin around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks <br> When you gonna learn sucker <br> You just can't **** with <br> Twisted Brbrbr Brown Brown...TRUCKER <br> TRuuuuuccckeeeeerrrrr <br> <br> I'm an... American Bad Ass <br> Watch me kick <br> You can roll with rock <br> Or you can Suck My Dick (undedited version) or Radio Edit (edited version) <br> I'm a porno flick, I'm like amazing grace <br> I'm gonna **** some hoe's after I rock this place <br> Super fly, livin double wide <br> Side car my glide <br> So Joe C can ride <br> Full sack to share <br> Bringin flash and glare <br> Got the long hair swingin middle finger in the air <br> Snakeskin suits, Sixty-five Chevelle's <br> See me ride in sin <br> Hear the rebel yell <br> I won't live to tell <br> So if you do <br> Give the next generation a big, **** You! <br> Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma <br> Said **** highschool, pissed on my diploma <br> Smell the aroma <br> Check my hits <br> I know it stinks in here <br> Cause I'm the shit, shit, shit, shit, shit <br> <br> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh <br> They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black <br> So throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at <br> Say hey hey <br> Let me hear where you're at and say hey hey <br> I'm givin' it back so say, hey hey <br> Show me some metal and say <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...huh huh <br> I'm a cowboy <br> Bad ass in black <br> Singin <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> From side to side <br> From front to back <br> Say hey hey hey hey <br> I put Detroit city back on the map <br> And singin <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Kid Rock's in the house <br> And thats where I'm at <br> <br> Hahahaha <br>