Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
a ****in goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur ****. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the ****in book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make soft things hard.
Originally posted by Bun Bun
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
a ****in goodyear!Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
better have a good hand.Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur ****. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the ****in book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make soft things hard.
so true lmao
Originally posted by Bun Bun
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
a ****in goodyear!Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
better have a good hand.Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur ****. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the ****in book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make soft things hard.
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clappingThat was great
I got bored and decide to stir the pot in the ''noob,noob,omfg,noob'' thread ๐
Quite a funny little conversation went on.......