K.Diddy's Palace of Love.........and stuff

Started by Bun Bun900 pages
Bun Bun **KMC OG**
Originally posted by SpadeKing
herbnone and I was suppose to strip at this house?

Then get to it!

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

*gets singles*

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by Bun Bun
INVITED????

who said??

You did. You said you wanted to use me for my body. Next thing I know I'm getting castrated. And you couldn't even do THAT properly.

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style

🍺 So who's turn to shout the beer

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by K.Diddy
🍺 So who's turn to shout the beer
Mine. But I'll put it on your tab. 🍺

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Valharu
Mine. But I'll put it on your tab. 🍺

Thats okay,I will just get Itzak to pay it,or I will bash him 🍺

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

😆 😆 😆 Sounds like a plan.

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Valharu
😆 😆 😆 Sounds like a plan.

😆

What did you do for the long weekend anyway? 🍺

Itzak The other extreme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Thats okay,I will just get Itzak to pay it,or I will bash him 🍺

no2 Bash away, I'm sure the mods will love to exercise their banning skills again. 🙂

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Itzak
no2 Bash away, I'm sure the mods will love to exercise their banning skills again. 🙂

**Hits on head with baseball bat** 😐

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by K.Diddy
😆

What did you do for the long weekend anyway? 🍺

Well, last night I made a complete c*nt out of myself. I was pissed out of my head and trying to impress this stunner in my street. So I start pushing her little boy (who is a bloody laugh) on his scooter. Somehow I find myself riding the scooter with him when we both fall over on the road. Luckily the kid thought it was hilarious but the woman must have thought I was a total wanker. Then I had tea at her house and wake up this morning with tomato sauce all over my face. And half the skin on my forehead missing. SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!! I think I blew it. 😆

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Valharu
Well, last night I made a complete c*nt out of myself. I was pissed out of my head and trying to impress this stunner in my street. So I start pushing her little boy (who is a bloody laugh) on his scooter. Somehow I find myself riding the scooter with him when we both fall over on the road. Luckily the kid thought it was hilarious but the woman must have thought I was a total wanker. Then I had tea at her house and wake up this morning with tomato sauce all over my face. And half the skin on my forehead missing. SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!! I think I blew it. 😆

😆 😆 😆

Who knows man,you still may get lucky with her 🍺

Too bad she has extra baggage though 😂

Itzak The other extreme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
**Hits on head with baseball bat** 😐

*points and laughs* 🙂

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Itzak
*points and laughs* 🙂

**Scratches balls**

Itzak The other extreme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
**Scratches balls**

*watches in disgust* 🙂

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Itzak
*watches in disgust* 🙂

**Rubs balls in Itzaks face** 🙂

Itzak The other extreme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
**Rubs balls in Itzaks face** 🙂

*bites* 🙂

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by K.Diddy
😆 😆 😆

Who knows man,you still may get lucky with her 🍺

Too bad she has extra baggage though 😂

I dont know about that. From what I can remember I was pretty embarrasing. Maybe I should go easy on the alcohol.

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style

😆

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

My shout. 🍺