K.Diddy's Palace of Love.........and stuff

Started by Legion_of_Maul900 pages

Originally posted by K.Diddy
πŸ˜• We dont serve Milk here,but I will get drunk and ''Milk'' on your face if you want πŸ˜•

water please, and 50 bucks if you can successfully swallow that beer bong.

Originally posted by Legion_of_Maul
water please, and 50 bucks if you can successfully swallow that beer bong.

**Swallows beer bong**

damn, my fifty bucks was in that.

Originally posted by Legion_of_Maul
damn, my fifty bucks was in that.

πŸ˜‘ Too bad man, you owe me 50

i have a lightsaber, and the force and a special force technique i can teach you to make any woman or...um...man fall madly in love with you? how bout that. or you could gag yourself. *shoves the fifty bucks deeper into pocket*

Originally posted by K.Diddy
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So did you get drunk as hell last night? 🍺

F*ck yeah!!!! πŸ˜† Finished half the carton then stumbled to the pub for a W turkey and ended up kicking some poor guys car door in at the drive through. Bloody excellent night. πŸ˜†

.....sweet....i can't wait

Originally posted by Valharu
F*ck yeah!!!! πŸ˜† Finished half the carton then stumbled to the pub for a W turkey and ended up kicking some poor guys car door in at the drive through. Bloody excellent night. πŸ˜†

πŸ˜† Sounds like fun?

🍺 Doing the same tonight?

🍺 When I walk home from the pub drunk,I make it a tradition to hang a leak in someones mailbox 😈

twice as bored *brings in a giant cake and an asian guy comes out stripping* just for you K!

Originally posted by SpadeKing
twice as bored *brings in a giant cake and an asian guy comes out stripping* just for you K!

πŸ™„ I expected better from you,spade head

fine *begans stripping and grinding on a pole*

Originally posted by SpadeKing
fine *begans stripping and grinding on a pole*

😘 Dude! You never told me you didn't have a penis

Originally posted by SpadeKing
fine *begans stripping and grinding on a pole*
Tapes and sends to funniest home show video's. Wins $100,000 for your gay peformance. Shouts everyone here to a HUUUGE party. Except for you. Cause your gay.

Originally posted by Valharu
Tapes and sends to funniest home show video's. Wins $100,000 for your gay peformance. Shouts everyone here to a HUUUGE party. Except for you. Cause your gay.

oh well to bad the video got taken back because I told them it wasn't me because that guy didn't have a tattoo on each butt cheek
hot side hot-left cool side cool-right 😐
so you lose the money

Originally posted by K.Diddy
😘 Dude! You never told me you didn't have a penis

you guys castrated me with a butter knife remember?

Originally posted by Valharu
Tapes and sends to funniest home show video's. Wins $100,000 for your gay peformance. Shouts everyone here to a HUUUGE party. Except for you. Cause your gay.

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Originally posted by SpadeKing
you guys castrated me with a butter knife remember?

I would do it again too 😈

Originally posted by SpadeKing
oh well to bad the video got taken back because I told them it wasn't me because that guy didn't have a tattoo on each butt cheek
hot side hot-left cool side cool-right 😐
so you lose the money
You mean "Vinny" tattooed on one cheek and "Itzak" on the other? That's you all right. Party tonight. Girls and booze for everyone. Except for SpadeGay. Who's not invited.

nope thats your butt idiot you're looking at the picture of your last party when you got drunk

Originally posted by Valharu
You mean "Vinny" tattooed on one cheek and "Itzak" on the other? That's you all right. Party tonight. Girls and booze for everyone. Except for SpadeGay. Who's not invited.

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Spades so gay🍺