bad news from the north pole...

santa called in sick.

Originally posted by random task
santa called in sick.

not what i heard.

Santa only comes once a year and I doubt he'd miss his one night out.

cuz this year they finally taxed him he lives at the north pole to avoid taxes this year the wto meetings taxed him

😂

No, he isn't sick, he just smoked too much grass last night. 🙄

Santa, with the letters mixed around a bit . . . shaken a bit to the left then to the right, spells Satan.

No worries his sister production to the south is able to compensate for his lack of time. Heck we even got new honduran children, courtesies of the old saint nick himself.

WTF ?

I WANT A GEORGE FOREMAN TOASTER !!!!!

Originally posted by random task
santa called in sick.

guess its time 4 me to step up to the plate then

*puts on sexa santa suit*

droolio I like your invisible Santa Suit the most

I heard Santa is only going to deliver presents to the United States since the rest of the world was a bunch of butt holes this year. 😛

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
No, he isn't sick, he just smoked too much grass last night. 🙄

Originally posted by LethalFemme
guess its time 4 me to step up to the plate then

*puts on sexa santa suit*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
😗 shock boo yeah

we can always ride together if ur feelin betterwhistling

Originally posted by LethalFemme
we can always ride together if ur feelin betterwhistling

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i'm feeling much better ✅

*sits in shotgun*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*sits in shotgun*

Oh great, santa's getting it on. Do us all a favor and keep it in the north pole...

Originally posted by AOR
Oh great, santa's getting it on. Do us all a favor and keep it in the north pole...