Santa was real.

People, people he was real. So stop saying Maynard made him up for joy and stuff.
Saint Knickerless travelled around putting bags of gold down peoples knickers/chimneys about 2500 years ago.

And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

And my proof?
I just saw it on an episode of Home Improvement. Wilson Wilson is never wrong.

Originally posted by Bloigen
People, people he was real. So stop saying Maynard made him up for joy and stuff.
Saint Knickerless travelled around putting bags of gold down peoples knickers/chimneys about 2500 years ago.

And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

And my proof?
I just saw it on an episode of Home Improvement. Wilson Wilson is never wrong.

My proof is on my signature.

What the hell does sharted mean?

Originally posted by Bloigen
What the hell does sharted mean?

When you fart and crap at the same time. it's called a shart.

woo woo- go Santa- and woo woo- go H.I.

Originally posted by Isredel
When you fart and crap at the same time. it's called a shart.

So you are trying to be funny?

Originally posted by Bloigen
So you are trying to be funny?

No. I seriously did that when I was 5. I craped on santa's lap.

Saint Knickerless? 😂

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Saint Knickerless? 😂

No thanks.