Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
King...It's a Deadpool movie. It. Won't. Make. Sense.
The entire purpose of DP is to annoy people, especially Colossus fans.
I know I just...Deadpool is the only one not supposed to make sense.
And, they've had 4 movies to get it right. At this point I'm pretty sure just most writers/producers don't like him, so they punk him out just cuz.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No.Everyone around him acts retarded, too. Pick up a Deadpool comic. His aura kills brain cells faster than methanol.
Oh the people do. It's just that they changed powers around all willy nilly. Maybe this is revenge for the time Colossus cracked Deadpool in the jaw.
Hopefully Colossus was just taken off guard and comes back and stomps her.
Angel Dust is Class 25 in canon and barely has any appearances. Colossus as we both know is about as strong(physically/durable) as you can get without getting into the higher levels like flying bricks and stuff. He's got 50+ years of crazy feats.
And Teenage Warhead doesn't do...a forcefield energy charge?
I dunno. I'm gonna enjoy the movie up until that point at least. Hopefully I'm pleasantly surprised.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Dude, it's Fox. You're trying to make sense, even though there's no point in doing so.Let's just hope that punch is the only bad thing that happens to C.
I know bro. It's just so frustrating. If only Marvel could get the rights back. They would have made trillions with half as many X-Men movies.
Okay, Deadpool spoilers inbound, don't read if you haven't seen the movie or don't want to know:
Spoiler:
Colossus starts the fight by claiming he doesn't like to hit women, then by getting punched by her, getting knocked clean across the area. He's not unconscious. He's actually just stunned. Negasonic whatserface clatters into Angel Dust but seeing as how, like Cannonball she isn't completely bulletproof, Deadpool protects her while Carano fights Colossus. They have a proper fight, and though she gets more offence in on him, at no point does it feel like Colossus is in as much danger as the trailer suggested. Colossus actually gets the upper hand at one point, but, this being a comedy, he stops himself when her top becomes undone and her boob is hanging out (and no, we don't get to see it 🙁 ). Colossus, nice guy that he is, tells her to cover herself up. She does it, but catches him off guard by punching him in the dick, then by trying to choke him until Negasonic bails him out by diving towards the ground. The next we see of Colossus is him carrying the two women, one on each shoulder, away from a collapsing structure.There are some inconsistencies with his powers when compared to the comics, but this movie does WAY more with him than all the previous movies combined. I would have preferred better, but honestly, it could have been way worse, so I really wasn't that bothered.
Maybe in the next X-Men proper movie, he'll get as much screen time. So ya know, he actually feels like an important and integral part of the movie and X-Team. Because why have a literal walking tank who can punch through most of your problems if he's not gonna be used that way?
He would've been awesome in Apocalypse...or could have been, but they'd probably use him wrong again.
Didn't you know? Apparently Bobby has always been gay. His borderline chauvinism, womanizing, and constantly going for the most beautiful women imaginable(with a fair degree of success) has all been a front so he couldn't acknowledge who he really was. Sure, he's surrounded by a handful of the most powerful telepaths on the planet on a daily basis for decades.(Emma would definitely have brought it up) And sure, he's never had much of any foreshadowing or hinting to him being gay. But f*ck it. Teenage Jean Gray said he's gay, so there's no room for doubt lol.