Welcome to KMC 8 "The Ocho"

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ive been a good boy

Then Maybe you should sit on "Santa's" lap and tell him what you want 😏 (watch for the lump, it isn't presents)

my anus is exit only!

Riiiiiiight, that's what they all said till they sat on Mynard...😆 that can't sound anymore wrong (and please don't prove me incorrect, it's bad enough that I've reduced to this kind of humor)

Maynard is NOT Santa.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Maynard is NOT Santa.

Than who's the obnoxious fat man stuck in my chimmeny?

hes still in there!? 😕

Yes, can explain why the other half of the world didn't get any presents 👿 he refused to give me my lump of coal...

that Bastard. he could have at least given you a gift card to Safeway!

I know, now what am I going to throw in the old furnace to keep warm. He insisted on giving me a "home heating system" whatever the hell that is. He was even going to throw in a house. Can you imagin he was going to pull me out of my office and fuel efficient ways to live the high life of Tom Cratchet and "tiny Tim", bah-hambug.

😕 *sneeze*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😕 *sneeze*

Gazuntite.

you callin me a gazelle!!?