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Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by Fianna
Wasted effort my dear....I'll be all the way in Ireland 😊

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But....but.......but.......cry

Magic_attack Master of the Torrent

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Sure, but keep the stickiness factor to a minimum 👆

I'll aim away.

Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
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But....but.......but.......cry

It's much safer for me over there really ✅

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Nice "back alley " you got there spoonster naughty

I like to keep it irrigated... naughty

No idea what I'm on about here..... ah well... just crack one out when ready

Originally posted by Fianna
Guys, just get a blow-up doll 🙄

You offering?

Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You offering?

To blow up your doll? ...sure...shrug

Magic_attack Master of the Torrent

Originally posted by Fianna
Guys, just get a blow-up doll 🙄

I am NOT sharing my blow up doll with anyone.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Sweet... droolio..

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by Fianna
It's much safer for me over there really ✅

But ............no goodbye nookie? 🙁

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by Fianna
To blow up your doll? ...sure...shrug

Baby you can blow my doll any ................................................

crap................i've been reduced to this 🙁

Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
But ............no goodbye nookie? 🙁

Nope.....my nookie is reserved ✅

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Baby you can blow my doll any ................................................
crap................i've been reduced to this 🙁

😆

I was thinking about putting

"Sweet... droolio

*unzips trousers*"

but I restrained myself.

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by Fianna
Nope.....my nookie is reserved ✅

BAH! I shall fly over to Ireland and show you why humans are superior to barnyard animals!!!!!! ✅

opposable thumbs 😱

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by §P0oONY
😆
I was thinking about putting
"Sweet... droolio
*unzips trousers*"
but I restrained myself.

Oh how the Mighty have fallen 🙁

Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Baby you can blow my doll any ................................................
crap................i've been reduced to this 🙁

I know dear....it happens to the best of men....they're just too stunned by my brilliance is all....

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by Fianna
I know dear....it happens to the best of men....they're just too stunned by my brilliance is all....

which reminds me of that joke. You know how they figured out the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound?

Some people seem Bright, but then they start talking 😈

Not that i'm throwing any hints around 😗

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Fianna
I know dear....it happens to the best of men....they're just too stunned by my brilliance is all....

How long would it take you to see every square inch of the earth when traveling at the speed of light?

Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
which reminds me of that joke. You know how they figured out the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound?
Some people seem Bright, but then they start talking 😈
Not that i'm throwing any hints around 😗

Of course not......cry

...don't make me get my angry mob out....❌

Magic_attack Master of the Torrent

I'm out peeps.

Fianna have fun while your away dear. I'll talk to you later, when you get back.

Dark Urizen, funny as always.

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

What Fi said:

Originally posted by Fianna
Of course not......cry
...don't make me get my angry mob out....❌

What i saw:

Originally posted by Fianna
Of course not......cry
...don't make me get my angry boobs out....✅

§P0oONY Senior Member

Laters guy I don't know... wavey

😆

You said boob...