What's the deal with zomg n lolz?

So I was right.... 😖mart:

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i speak noob and will translate........

If you have killed my rabbit, you will be tortured for eternity...

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i speak noob and will translate........

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Hi Lizzie! Long time no see!

If you have killed my rabbit, you will be tortured for eternity...

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Hi Lizzie! Long time no see!

If you have killed my rabbit, you will be tortured for eternity...

Originally posted by xyz jedi
please do.

😂

I think it takes the piss out of illiterate internet twats that can't seem to string a word together without having things like: "ROFL OMG liek u n00b I txted u ysterd@y nd u SUCK!!!!111111!!1!!!one" polluting our corneas everytime they make their fart-like presence felt in an internet chatroom.

"zOMG" is piss-take for OMG in a similar way that "pwn" is "own", because many stupid people tried, and failed, to spell "own" only to f*ck up and hit "p" instead of "o". Now, retards across the internet reference this in an attempt to sound "l33t" or whatever. They are all actually a complete bunch of cock jockeys.

You only get to use "pwn", "zOMG", "lolz0rz" if you own an actual real "Sword of Pantheon" with +2 Gayness and actually know all of the words off by heart from Lord Of The Rings. The books.

Everyone else that uses them is less of a cock, but a cock nontheless.

Originally posted by Isredel
😂

Originally posted by Red Superfly
I think it takes the piss out of illiterate internet twats that can't seem to string a word together without having things like: "ROFL OMG liek u n00b I txted u ysterd@y nd u SUCK!!!!111111!!1!!!one" polluting our corneas everytime they make their fart-like presence felt in an internet chatroom.

"zOMG" is piss-take for OMG in a similar way that "pwn" is "own", because many stupid people tried, and failed, to spell "own" only to f*ck up and hit "p" instead of "o". Now, retards across the internet reference this in an attempt to sound "l33t" or whatever. They are all actually a complete bunch of cock jockeys.

You only get to use "pwn", "zOMG", "lolz0rz" if you own an actual real "Sword of Pantheon" with +2 Gayness and actually know all of the words off by heart from Lord Of The Rings. The books.

Everyone else that uses them is less of a cock, but a cock nontheless.

😱 my thought exactly

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
sorry my dad wanted to put him on a barbeque and i just didnt have the willpower to stop him! by the way you cant pick him up on thursday! can you take him on friday??? well whats left of him anyway! 😛
hang on im just speaking to my noob friend! lolz

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Yeah we are going to pick him up on Friday, has he bitten anyone this time? And don't you insult me Lizzie!

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
he hasnt bitten anyone......... though he did attack a frog and when i showed him a picture of you he ate it. 😛

click here to see what real noobs are like. jerry jackson

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
😆 I need to tell you something when I get back...... how is everyone else then? 😆

Originally posted by xyz jedi
click here to see what real noobs are like. jerry jackson

I say rofl and lmao on msn...but I hate n00bs...newbies, I do not mind. I was actually a n00b once, check out my earlier posts. Can you still do that? Check for first posts, I mean. Anyway, now I just ramble on aimlessly. This post is proof.

everyone's a bit of a n00b at one point. newbies are okay.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
how did you get my picture?????

Some guy posted it on Newgrounds

ZOMG is taking this piss out of people who use OMG..... It's a bastardization.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
ZOMG is taking this piss out of people who use OMG..... It's a bastardization.

It's Syntax Homocide!