Camoflauge.....

ever see soldiers walking through a city wearing jungle pattern camoflauge? dont they know we can see them?

They wanna show there paritotism and to show they are the ones who portect our country...

Cows have really sh*t camouflage.

They are way too easy to shoot.

it seems that if they are in an urban area, they would have camo that said "joes diner" or "school crossing" on it.

Who, the cows?

There wouldn't be many cows advertising McDonalds. Or the bank. Cows don't use banks. That's just f*cking illogical.

Instead of an army of mere human men there should be an army of iguanas! Now that's an idear!

They have Urban Camoflauge as well, painted with white/blue/grey coloring designed to break up your outline. When on military parade they go with the green kind.

Contrary to popular, moronic belief, Camoflauge does work. I've used it quite effectively. I've hidden in plain sight from people with it, both at night and day. It works.

Originally posted by crazy_c
Instead of an army of mere human men there should be an army of iguanas! Now that's an idear!

An idear? Is that some sort of new Apple product? They've started with the whole cyborg-woodland-animal-mp3 player concept a bit early haven't they?

As for camo. Green makes you invisible in green places, cream in the desert, grey/blue in the snow/city. The best camoufalge is therefore cling film because you are invisible in air, which is also invisible.

did you have a valid reason for this camoflage or are you just a peeping tom?

Well, I didn't consider it being a peeping Tom. A peeping Tom hangs around outside fully clothed. I mean, I just went in their house wearring nothing but cling film and they obviously didn't even see me, because they just stared blankly in my direction until I left.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
As for camo. Green makes you invisible in green places, cream in the desert, grey/blue in the snow/city. The best camoufalge is therefore cling film because you are invisible in air, which is also invisible.

😆 😆

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Well, I didn't consider it being a peeping Tom. A peeping Tom hangs around outside fully clothed. I mean, I just went in their house wearring nothing but cling film and they obviously didn't even see me, because they just stared blankly in my direction until I left.

So you're a fully exposed yet invisible Tom?

My name isn't Tom. When I'm out on the prowl, I am known as Hildegarde The Mighty!

AKA Tom to the trailer trash. You need a more universal title if you're going to make a name for yourself! How many times must I tell you? It's not like you're a salesman!

Originally posted by crazy_c
did you have a valid reason for this camoflage or are you just a peeping tom?

I'll have you know cling film is a source of all fifty nutrients you need. So take that logic!

Fair enough! That doesn't change the fact that your googly bits were showing! 😕

Nope, I made sure I was blindfolded.

Oh, well that's a relief. We don't want another janet Jackson incident after all!

Well if it did happen, I didn't see it.