Originally posted by crazy_c
yeah no. isn't this just an absolutely riveting, attention catching thread? My kingdom for that great big juicy brain of yours!
Deal! 😱
It better be a sh*t-hot kingdom. I don't want no sodding castle in the middle of Norfolk protected by the f*cking welfare people, whoever they are.
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Deal! 😱It better be a sh*t-hot kingdom. I don't want no sodding castle in the middle of Norfolk protected by the f*cking welfare people, whoever they are.
Of course not! I be a gal of style after all! Tis amongst the windmills of derbyshire and comes with a great knee insurance scheme for those aged30-40! everybody wins 🙂
Originally posted by crazy_c
It damn well better be! I didn't spend all my time sewing thise pickled potato seeds in the Bermuda triangle for the good of my health ya know! i got kids to feed! WELL anywho do you still want the kingdom? I'm afraid to say that the midgets arrive fully capped though...
Yeah I'm interested. I can still batter them with my trusty spanner and open up their wounds over and over until they look like sausages that have burst under the grill.
You won't leave me will you Mildred? *strokes spanner*