Originally posted by NevermindNo, it means it's a b*tch. My profile's heart was broken that night man! Yours' promised it would call, but it didn't. Mine sat by the phone for HOURS waiting for a phonecall. But the only one that did, was Phone Repair making prank calls! (Cries hysterically)
Just because my profile falls in love with the other profiles and sleeps with them and never calls the other profile again doesn't mean my profile is a whore!
Originally posted by Tangible God
No, it means it's a b*tch. My profile's heart was broken that night man! Yours' promised it would call, but it didn't. Mine sat by the phone for HOURS waiting for a phonecall. But the only one that did, was Phone Repair making prank calls! (Cries hysterically)
Serves you right for calling it fat.
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Dude, your profile slept with a fattie.
Originally posted by Tangible God
No, it means it's a b*tch. My profile's heart was broken that night man! Yours' promised it would call, but it didn't. Mine sat by the phone for HOURS waiting for a phonecall. But the only one that did, was Phone Repair making prank calls! (Cries hysterically)
omg, mine did too cry it was crying all night >> crytissue
Originally posted by Leo.MWell...I've had my moments when I'm posting at 2:30 in the morning, but this definetly takes the Cheese Cake.
*takes out cookie out of bag and looks at it* f.uck no, you get your own girlfriend diva ( i think this is the thread I've had my gayest moment 😖 what about you tangible god? )
Originally posted by NevermindThis may explain the Whipped Cream smeared all over my walls. You owe me Tree Fitty for the curtains.
So your profile used mine?! How dare it! "Us" fatties are only jolly when a chocolate, candy or some sort of sweet is involved. Why do you think we leave cookies and milk for Santa?