Like this
boom
what is this, a clothes line from hell. Wait what is he doing now?!?! OH MY GOD, HE GOING TO BATISTA BOMB HIM!!!! HERE HE GOES, UPP, AND DOWN! OOOOOOooooooo that's gotta hurt. ONE.....TWO.....THREE.....!!!!! AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HE HAVE OUR HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!
(Batista's theme song begins playing in the background)
You just got owned
wait 😆 i remember that, yo hold up
Jacope kicks out, sthe match is still goin on. Oh god Jacope is startin out fightin his first match in a championship match. Jacope runs at batista with a hurracarana and slams him into the floor. He runs to the turn buckle. Crap ! this guy is on the top rope, moonsault from the turnbuckle onto batista, One Two....
and batista kicks out, dazed from the moonsault. He's begginning to stand up, and is greeted with chops to the torso. but what is this, the animal is up, THE ANIMAL IS UNLEASHED. He's taken hold of the top rope and is shaking furiously as Jaco tries to gain some momentum here he's running to the ropes, bounces off, OHHHHHH batista with the batista bomb. Here's the cover, one....two...
He kicks out, he rolls out of the ring and take a breather. He sees someone wants an autograph and signs it. he goes back in the ring tackles Batistan in the back of the leg. He grabs batista and does rock bottom. Hes in the middle of the ring. Jacope hops on the top turnuckle and does the 5 star frog splah. The crowds goin wild!!! 1....2...
And batista gets the shoulder up, and rolls out of the ring, he walks over to the photographers and pushes them over, taking a steal chair. Sliding it into the ring, he waits as Jaco turns around and nails him. He's out, and batista goes for the cover 1,2,3 and the bell is rung and batista is still our heavy weight champian...