§noopbert's Therapy Thread
Yes a thread dedicated for §noopbert's ever wise and vast intelligance. Here's a thread where if you have a problem with relationships, work issues, or just trying to escape the IRS, well here's the place to be. Cause when you have posts like these:
Originally posted by §noopbert
That. You. Will. Have sexual intercourse with him.You know, where he sticks his penis in your vagina?
Originally posted by §noopbert
No you're not, 8 is too young. You should take your days like it's one life at a time. Instead of viewing "Maybe I"ll find someone later in life and get in bed with him", picture your life as a single day. Then have sex with him. 😐You know you have to do it, it's Microsoft endorsed.
Originally posted by §noopbert
She clearly wants to have sex but maintain the facade of innocence. It doesn't matter melinda_<insert rest of name here>, we're just a bunch of people on a message board. You love him apparently, so let him stick his penis in your vagina. *shrug*
your bound to be a professional...