But just then, a son of men was born (which was legal within certain regions of Middle OTF). He came to be known as Wickerlas......which was no small reason for childish remarks and witty nicknames. But with his trust bow and arrows, fashioning a retro display of green garments and long straight blond hair (which again didn't bode well with the young one's name) he set out of the woods he so loved and into the world of boogie to save middle OTF 😱
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
But just then, a son of men was born (which was legal within certain regions of Middle OTF). He came to be known as Wickerlas......which was no small reason for childish remarks and witty nicknames. But with his trust bow and arrows, fashioning a retro display of green garments and long straight blond hair (which again didn't bode well with the young one's name) he set out of the woods he so loved and into the world of boogie to save middle OTF 😱
When word first came to the Ringmasters of the girlish looking, weirdly named "Man" from the Land of Closets, they laughed, for no mere man, could ever harm them.....
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
When word first came to the Ringmasters of the girlish looking, weirdly named "Man" from the Land of Closets, they laughed, for no mere man, could ever harm them.....
.......But woe to them, for they did not know that this young man, quite attractive in a very metrosexual sort of way, held the power of the overtly naive and brown eyes. One single glare was said to be able to slay an age old Spoonent.
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
.......But woe to them, for they did not know that this young man, quite attractive in a very metrosexual sort of way, held the power of the overtly naive and brown eyes. One single glare was said to be able to slay an age old Spoonent.
And yet, his mesh shirt, knee high moccasins and tight purple 'short shorts' did nothing to add to his credibility. His vow to end the reign of tyranny and fashion oppression throughout the land fell on deaf ears, yet Moosauron and Smallsy sent forth the Razgul to put an end to this diminutive and pimply young man.
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
And yet, his mesh shirt, knee high moccasins and tight purple 'short shorts' did nothing to add to his credibility. His vow to end the reign of tyranny and fashion oppression throughout the land fell on deaf ears, yet Moosauron and Smallsy sent forth the Razgul to put an end to this diminutive and pimply young man.
...and so the battle between the would-be hero and the Razgul began. 'Twas a fierce battle that led to many rippings of shirts, name callings, sweaty pectorals, b1tch slaps, "oh no you didn't" 's, and a rather suspicious trip to the evil moostermind's room by Moosauron. Aye, 'twas a night many a fans of the dark elf bard Maxine Nightingale would remember.
But in the end, Wickerlas bested the Razgul with his adorable glare, and several scented candles...
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
...and so the battle between the would-be hero and the Razgul began. 'Twas a fierce battle that led to many rippings of shirts, name callings, sweaty pectorals, b1tch slaps, "oh no you didn't" 's, and a rather suspicious trip to the evil moostermind's room by Moosauron. Aye, 'twas a night many a fans of the dark elf bard Maxine Nightingale would remember.
But in the end, Wickerlas bested the Razgul with his adorable glare, and several scented candles...
Indeed, t'was a filthy battle, in which locks of Wickerlas's hair was torn from his golden mop, but still he persevered.....and with the help of his friends, the Muppets, small people from the land of Sesame, he carried forth towards the palace of the Sexy ringmasters, intent upon conquering the Fashion Masters and returning Middle OTF to the good, albeit, poorly dressed people.
But the Ringmasters, incensed that their Razgul had so easily been destroyed, sent forth their Mod-Orcs to anihilate the Muppets and the acne plagued youth, Wickerlas.
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Indeed, t'was a filthy battle, in which locks of Wickerlas's hair was torn from his golden mop, but still he persevered.....and with the help of his friends, the Muppets, small people from the land of Sesame, he carried forth towards the palace of the Sexy ringmasters, intent upon conquering the Fashion Masters and returning Middle OTF to the good, albeit, poorly dressed people.But the Ringmasters, incensed that their Razgul had so easily been destroyed, sent forth their Mod-Orcs to anihilate the Muppets and the acne plagued youth, Wickerlas.
These were no normal orcs. Dressed in kaki and beige leather, they descended with terrible might upon Wickerlas and the Muppets, with their stale "report" lances spraying the Godless Dolce Gabbana odor of the ringmasters on their hapless victims.
But it was at this time, as Wickerlas was hidi.......meditating about how to best the awful creatures he realized their intellects were quite limited. In fact, their only words were "ban ban ban". And not always with the proper accentuation either.
And so he came to the conclusion it would be time to stop thinking with his jonaloth, and rather with his brain...