Padme cheated on Anakin!

Started by JaehSkywalker4 pages
JaehSkywalker Possibly here.

crap.

i though y'all killed it already!

General G Canadian.

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zephiel7 Senior Member

Originally posted by Janus Marius
The truth comes out...


ROF LMAO

JediKatarn1 Restricted

If my memory serves me correctly Anakin has an affair with Darth Xio Jade (Mara-Jade Skywalker's mother) in the novels. But wait..., wouldn't Mara-Jade really be Luke's half sister? OMG what is with insest in the Skywalker family? (Luke and Leia's kiss in TESB). 😱

Violent2Dope Restricted

Jar Jar is the father. They had three hours of rough sex using his fingers, toes, his eye stalks, and finally his three foot penis to get her pregnant. When Jar Jar found ouit he slapped the ho and made her tell Anakin it was his child cause he knew his ignorant, whiny teenage ass would believe it.

DARKLORDCAEDUS The BatLord of the Jedi

Re: Padme cheated on Anakin!

Originally posted by General G
If the book: Labyrinth of Evil is correct, then Anakin was gone for 3 years STRAIGHT, and when he comes back, she is pregnant, if i were Anakin, i would be a little concerned.

WHAT!!

General G Canadian.

Believe it.

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by JediKatarn1
If my memory serves me correctly Anakin has an affair with Darth Xio Jade (Mara-Jade Skywalker's mother) in the novels.

That's from SS.com not EU novels. Darth Xio Jade ... Hahahaha

Spartan ll Senior Member

Originally posted by JediKatarn1
If my memory serves me correctly Anakin has an affair with Darth Xio Jade (Mara-Jade Skywalker's mother) in the novels. But wait..., wouldn't Mara-Jade really be Luke's half sister? OMG what is with insest in the Skywalker family? (Luke and Leia's kiss in TESB). 😱
Keep that fake SS shit off the forums and

already, you stupid incoherent retard.

Xio Jade, what kind of stupid name is that? You should be shot for even mentioning such bullshit, Colen Morrel.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Spartan ll
Keep that fake SS shit off the forums and

already, you stupid incoherent retard.

Xio Jade, what kind of stupid name is that? You should be shot for even mentioning such bullshit, Colen Morrel.

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DARKLORDCAEDUS The BatLord of the Jedi
Originally posted by General G
Believe it.

How is this possible?

Darth Subjekt The beginning of the end.

Wasn't LOE leading up to ROTS? Thats where he found out she was pregnant. There could be a time period when he goes home and gets a lil sum sum...

JediKatarn1 Restricted

I didn't get Darth Xio Jade from Mr. Suttle, I read about her in Star Wars: Insider.

Spartan ll Senior Member

Uh, hello? Anyone remember the event in the SW: Obsession comics? He goes home to her, gets some ass, then goes and helps his master track down the bald chick, about 9 months before ROTS?

@Colen: What? SS super secret bundle o' crap site? Give me a break, Colen. Even Hidalgo said that SS and his bullshit is a fake in the OFFICIAL SW Insider. Go back to screwing around with your piss-poor MS paint skills and leave it to the boys who didn't have to ride in the short bus like you, you gullible fatass.

Darth Hord Senior Member
Originally posted by Spartan ll

@Colen: What? SS super secret bundle o' crap site? Give me a break, Colen. Even Hidalgo said that SS and his bullshit is a fake in the OFFICIAL SW Insider. Go back to screwing around with your piss-poor MS paint skills and leave it to the boys who didn't have to ride in the short bus like you, you gullible fatass.

You make donations and you supposively get an inside scoop of Crap directly from SS.

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by JediKatarn1
I didn't get Darth Xio Jade from Mr. Suttle, I read about her in Star Wars: Insider.

Bullshit, you nancy. http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/episode3/rough_draft_1.html

Spartan ll Senior Member

So SS had Stupid Name Jade send a video of her and Anakin sweating up the sheets to Palpatine in his first draft o' bullshit? Jesus, SS is a perve. Must be why he can never have a real life besides typing up incoherent bullshit for Colen Morrel to wack off to every now and then.

Spartan ll Senior Member

Originally posted by Darth Hord
You make donations and you supposively get an inside scoop of Crap directly from SS.
Yeah, when I was still with Scourge, someone managed to find a link to that inside scoop of shit. Turns out it from his first 'site', a geocities one. 😂 Man, I can't believe someone as stupid as Colen and Dr. Douche can exist without getting killed because of their extreme gullibility. 😂

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Spartan ll
So SS had Stupid Name Jade send a video of her and Anakin sweating up the sheets to Palpatine in his first draft o' bullshit? Jesus, SS is a perve. Must be why he can never have a real life besides typing up incoherent bullshit for Colen Morrel to wack off to every now and then.
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MasterAshenVor Grey Jedi

Lol here is how i belive it went

1) Anakin and Padme' Get Jiggy on Naboo

2) Anakin is gone from Padme' but returns to Courasant to be Knighted (Sex Party lol)

3) Anakin is gone in outer rim seiges for 8 months....

Thats my reasoning