Fart Food!

I don't know what the hell I ate today, but I've been farting non-stop for over an hour now. This isn't your average smelly gas, by the way. This is the type of gas that would stain your teeth! The kind of farts that would end a marriage! Now I remember......I think it's because of that deer sausage I ate for lunch today. Good stuff! What foods make you gassy and fart? How bad?

Eggs.

gross

I get that way from eggs, sometimes.

raw onions, subway and stuff.

I think this is an appropriate time for the phrase: "Some things are better left unsaid".

is it comprehensible.....

in retrospect id say your right

I get gas when I eat curry!

Originally posted by Impediment
I don't know what the hell I ate today, but I've been farting non-stop for over an hour now. This isn't your average smelly gas, by the way. This is the type of gas that would stain your teeth! The kind of farts that would end a marriage! Now I remember......I think it's because of that deer sausage I ate for lunch today. Good stuff! What foods make you gassy and fart? How bad?

I don't fart that much, don't know why, but when I do its usually from eggs or if I've had alot of alcohol and they smell like dirty feet. HA! 😄

I just discovered some more foods that make gas: black-eyed peas and cabbage. Jesus!! That stinks!! 😆

I do not expel gas from my body.

is it comprehensible.....

Has anyone ever tried eating a can of corn.... that will seriously make you FART till the cows come home.. ✅

also eating green apples and a lot of them will have the same effect...

I sometimes like to smell my farts too 😐

umm wheat chex, raisin bran, and anything with a lot of fiber 😮

Fart droolio

I fart alot.. but I make myself fart 😑

If I eat alot of dairy yea I fart more..

Bananasdisgust

I am going to have to agree with you cause I am a pussy

I haven't posted here yet. 😱

thai food. and it's a 2 hour long fart. 😂

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