quick, need some help

I was smoking in my living room, because my parents and everyone in the house is away shopping. and it's me here alone. they'll be back home soon and the room smells like smoke. there's no fragrance or anything to get rid of the smell. what's the best way to get rid of the smell

Originally posted by Demarest
I was smoking in my living room, because my parents and everyone in the house is away shopping. and it's me here alone. they'll be back home soon and the room smells like smoke. there's no fragrance or anything to get rid of the smell. what's the best way to get rid of the smell

Burn down the house, then they won't be able to tell whether the smoke came from a cigarette, or the fire. 😐

ROLLERCOASTERS

Originally posted by Bloigen
ROLLERCOASTERS

Originally posted by KENobi™
Burn down the house, then they won't be able to tell whether the smoke came from a cigarette, or the fire. 😐

anti-smoke candles....or normal flavoured candles..
or incense... I suggest clove-flavoured 😉

Ignoring the sad trolls...

Thanks I'll see if there's some there, i've got at least 45 mins left till they go home Clovie

Originally posted by botankus
Especially in Compton...that way you could pass it off as a product of gang violence.

You've got it all wrong. You've got to be "Straight Outta Compton".

Can't pay for your help, sorry.

Spray some deodorant.... 😐

Originally posted by Demarest
I was smoking in my living room, because my parents and everyone in the house is away shopping. and it's me here alone. they'll be back home soon and the room smells like smoke. there's no fragrance or anything to get rid of the smell. what's the best way to get rid of the smell

Just say your computer over heated! 😉

Lawlz!!1

Take a big dump on the living room floor.

Originally posted by Itzak
Just say your computer over heated! 😉

😆 😆

naw, don't think they'll buy it.

So, in the 8 minutes that have elapsed since you asked for help, what have you done to accomplish your goal of hiding the smell (posting on KMC doesn't count)?

Wow, you're screwed.

Originally posted by Demarest
Ignoring the sad trolls...

Thanks I'll see if there's some there, i've got at least 45 mins left till they go home Clovie

Originally posted by botankus
So, in the 8 minutes that have elapsed since you asked for help, what have you done to accomplish your goal of hiding the smell (posting on KMC doesn't count)?

f uck all, looked around of the some candles

Originally posted by Demarest
f uck all, looked around of the some candles

Whatever this means, good job!

Blame it on a racoon.

Say

"Why dear mother, you will be flabbergasted at my tale but I am not bearing any false witness! A racoon like animal came into our humble abode and raped me! So i had to get a couple of fags out and smoke him away."