The Sancty and friends thread

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Sanctuary -

Originally posted by ToMacco
I banged both those chicks.

😆 Someone's delusional. ermm

ToMacco Mr. Orange

perhaps, perhaps not.

more like perhaps.ermm

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Remind me to hire you to pack my luggage for me😛.

Verydd


$100 ever half minute. eyes
Originally posted by ToMacco
perhaps, perhaps not.

more like perhaps.ermm


Self ownage.. Really the best kind. ermm

ToMacco Mr. Orange

I am a sexual god. At least, in my own mind.

Sanctuary -

The best place to be one. ermm

ToMacco Mr. Orange

Confidence is the key to a healthy sexual life.

....... I'm nervous. . . . .

Sanctuary -

I see. hmm

dd

Demonic Phoenix Senior Member

Originally posted by Sanctuary
$100 ever half minute. eyes

Self ownage.. Really the best kind. ermm

I'll only pay you that rate if you cook my food for me, and sleep with me tooflirt

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I see. hmm

dd

The one on the left's hotter than the one on the right, but both of them are hotdd

ToMacco Mr. Orange

hey baby. . . *turns to other*
hey baby. . .

dr. pookie "creep"

i bet both of those chicks shave and or wax

ToMacco Mr. Orange

They do. my nose knows.

Thorinn Static Stance

Originally posted by Sanctuary
You're welcome. I am almost finished packing. Took about 10 minutes.

Your pet? schmoll

I am good. 😱 slide

Yep you are all mine. 😊

I shall tuck you away and bring you out every time I'm sad. slide 😱

I bought Stadium Arcadium. shock

Mišt Senior Member

Sunctizzlehaermm

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
I'll only pay you that rate if you cook my food for me, and sleep with me tooflirt

The one on the left's hotter than the one on the right, but both of them are hot


What do you take me for? Some kind of cheap hooker? shock

Yeah. dd

Originally posted by Thorinn
Yep you are all mine. 😊

I shall tuck you away and bring you out every time I'm sad. slide 😱

I bought Stadium Arcadium. shock


To pour salt on me and have me as a midnight snack? cry

Haha.. What the hell is that?

Originally posted by Mišt
Sunctizzlehaermm

MISTYBUCKLE! Supo. dancing

Demonic Phoenix Senior Member

Originally posted by Sanctuary
What do you take me for? Some kind of cheap hooker? shock

Yeah. dd

To pour salt on me and have me as a midnight snack? cry

Haha.. What the hell is that?

MISTYBUCKLE! Supo. dancing

Yes actually😛. Fine, I'll pay you $500 a minutedodgy. That's not cheap😛.

You said itdd

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Yes actually😛. Fine, I'll pay you $500 a minutedodgy. That's not cheap😛.

You said itdd


Bring that to $1000 a minute and it's a deal. flirt

dd

Leaving in an hour. cry

Demonic Phoenix Senior Member

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Bring that to $1000 a minute and it's a deal. flirt

dd

Leaving in an hour. cry

$1000shock? That's a lot, you aren't cheap are you😛. Fine, but only if you can satisfy meflirt.

What are their phone numbersdd?

Awwtighthug I'll miss ya, don't worry, it won;'t be that badcry

Sanctuary -

I'm worth every penny. mhm I can, I can. flirt

I don't know. weep

Aw. I'll miss you too. cry

Demonic Phoenix Senior Member

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I'm worth every penny. mhm I can, I can. flirt

I don't know. weep

Aw. I'll miss you too. cry

It should be 'worth every cent' if we are talking about dollarsmhm. Oh I'm sure you can😖hifty:......Very well then, sign here *points to document and hands her a pen* It states that I'll pay you a $1000 every minute if you can satisfy me, but when you stop satisfying me, I stop paying you.

Darnitcry.....Oh well, what's yoursflirt?

Yay, I'll be missedtouched

Sanctuary -

It's an expression-y thing. mhm *signs* tongue_ss

😆 I am insulted! Only second choice. weep

Keep my thread alive will ya? 🥷