The Sancty and friends thread

Started by ~Da Moose~2,608 pages
~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
Got a case of impotence lately?

Oddly, I've never had a Dutch erection before, so, no. 😉

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oddly, I've never had a Dutch erection before, so, no. 😉

Never had a Dutch erection? No wonder you can't keep a woman. (Just say if I went to far.)

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
Never had a Dutch erection? No wonder you can't keep a woman. (Just say if I went to far.)

Woman? What's would i need an erection with a woman for? 😉

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Woman? What's would i need an erection with a woman for? 😉

Boyfriend, whatever.

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Haha...great. So, you'll be 18 and smelly. No thanks. 😉

Oddly enough, I assumed it would be.


I'll be 18 September 2009. ✅

The others were too mild for my taste. hmm

Originally posted by Slay
I don't want to be a third torture-table in the SM-room here, so I best be leavin. ermm

fox

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I'll be 18 September 2009. ✅

The others were too mild for my taste. hmm

Well then why the hell do I have to wait until 2010? 😠

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I'll be 18 September 2009. ✅

The others were too mild for my taste. hmm

fox


I swear, one day, I will kill that fox. ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
Boyfriend, whatever.

Aiite...I don't want to be gay today....so.....I'll take the blame for that one and move on.

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well then why the hell do I have to wait until 2010? 😠

I don't move from this sofa on odd years. ✅
Originally posted by Slay
I swear, one day, I will kill that fox. ermm

It's so cute! cry

Kongu Dude Senior Member

It's killed. ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I don't move from this sofa on odd years. ✅

I can understand that if you are not washing! 😱

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
It's killed. ermm

weep
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can understand that if you are not washing! 😱

what do you mean? 😕

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Sanctuary
weep

what do you mean? 😕

Not washing = dirty which can make one sticky, which makes you stuck to the sofa.......

Kongu Dude Senior Member

Originally posted by Sanctuary
weep

Don't worry, his Grandpa is taking over for him. ermm

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not washing = dirty which can make one sticky, which makes you stuck to the sofa.......

Maybe I should chisel myself off it soon. hmm
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Don't worry, his Grandpa is taking over for him. ermm

😕

Kongu Dude Senior Member

Originally posted by Sanctuary
😕

nutnut

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Aiite...I don't want to be gay today....so.....I'll take the blame for that one and move on.

Great, now put your pants on please.
Originally posted by Sanctuary
I don't move from this sofa on odd years. ✅

It's so cute! cry

I still hate it.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Maybe I should chisel myself off it soon. hmm

😕

Might be an idea hon. Or just bathe. srug

What time is it there?

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by Slay
Great, now put your pants on please. I still hate it.

Grouchy. petpet
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Might be an idea hon. Or just bathe. srug

What time is it there?


6:39PM ✅

Slay Skyhighatrist
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Grouchy. petpet

I'm sorry I never talk about SM. I just can't match your expertise.