Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know.😊You are my daughter.touched
Originally posted by Bardock42
Weird, I read "Sex, sex, sex, sex, eat"
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah heheh, that's 'Vinny'. lookaroundA priest....Minister. Nvm....I was being random.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Double standard much?
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
WHAT? Nice double standard there, woman. mhm
Go play with your penises.forgetu
Originally posted by Sanctuary
I knew I gotz it from you. dancing
I thank god every day I never drank when I was pregnant with you.touched
Originally posted by Sanctuary
I knew I gotz it from you. dancingYeah, very weird. Cannibal. ermm bluedancing
I knowz what it is, silly. I was wondering why you asked. pinkdancing
Because someone told me that I'd make a good Minister today...some hot chick from the 3rd floor.....and I don't have ANY clue why she said that about me. 🙁
Originally posted by kayakat
wave ZOMG i just had the 2 most boring hours of my life weep
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Go play with your penises.forgetuI thank god every day I never drank when I was pregnant with you.touched
You are too crazyz Ms. Femme. 😎
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Because someone told me that I'd make a good Minister today...some hot chick from the 3rd floor.....and I don't have ANY clue why she said that about me. 🙁
Maybe because you are sooo holy. ermm
Originally posted by Sanctuary
😂 She really said that? What a weird thing to say. 😕Maybe because you are sooo holy. ermm
She did. I was just talking to her, literally at the water cooler in the lunch room here, and I was talking about work related stuff, and she randomly says I'd make a good Minister. 🤨
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Pfft....you've never been on a date with Marius, obviously. mhmTogether?
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You slept with that guy again?hug
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
She did. I was just talking to her, literally at the water cooler in the lunch room here, and I was talking about work related stuff, and she randomly says I'd make a good Minister. 🤨
Originally posted by LethalFemme
That what your father said after I shot him. I loved that man.wubCan......can you do that?leftright
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Have you even asked him yet? You're so selfish sometimes I swear.nahuh
No, we haven't discussed it in like, words or anything, but the hetero man code dictates that 'no dink touching shall take place between 2 heterosexual males, EXCEPT in the circumstance where said males are engaging in tag team relations with a willing female participant, and in the course of multiple penetration, the male members accidentally bump one another. Immediately upon completion of sex act, both males should punch each other in the face and then go out for beer'.
Originally posted by Sanctuary
😂 👆You were talking to someone at the water cooler? I thought you were a guy. hmm
Why did you shootz daddy? cry
I was a thirsty man. srug
Originally posted by LethalFemme
He ate my gummy bears.weep
Originally posted by speiderman
I just took two shots of cough syrup. ugh! 😘
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, we haven't discussed it in like, words or anything, but the hetero man code dictates that 'no dink touching shall take place between 2 heterosexual males, EXCEPT in the circumstance where said males are engaging in tag team relations with a willing female participant, and in the course of multiple penetration, the male members accidentally bump one another. Immediately upon completion of sex act, both males should punch each other in the face and then go out for beer'.I was a thirsty man. srug
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, we haven't discussed it in like, words or anything, but the hetero man code dictates that 'no dink touching shall take place between 2 heterosexual males, EXCEPT in the circumstance where said males are engaging in tag team relations with a willing female participant, and in the course of multiple penetration, the male members accidentally bump one another. Immediately upon completion of sex act, both males should punch each other in the face and then go out for beer'.I was a thirsty man. srug
See this is exactly why men die earlier.🙄
Women's code is so much easier. Did you know I could have sex with as many women as I wanted and still not be considered a lesbian?