Yeah, it's a pretty good story so just read this wall of text and stfu.
OKAY. I was in history listening to my old ass teacher drone on about something, except I wasn't really listening and I was more scratching my balls. And the girl next to me was like, "ew. You have no manners AT ALL. Just stop." NOTE TO LADIES: A guy has to scratch sometimes. Stop making a big deal about it.
At first I ignored it and just kept scratching, except they didn't itch anymore and I was just trying to irritate her without her knowing I was trying to. And she was like, "STOP. You are such white trash! Stop!!!!!!!!" and she kept going on on and, so finally I turned to her and went, "If you don't shut the **** up I am going to cum on your desk."
And she gave me this disgusted look and rolled her eyes, then was like, "You'd never do that, you stupid loser. Just stop being disgusting for a couple of seconds."
SO ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, basically I was caught with my hands on my penis and the girl was crying because she was so traumatized. She screamed to the teacher, "HE'S MASTURBATING UNDER HIS DESK" and the teacher was like WTF and then saw me, and goes, "Get out. Now." and I was like, "I'm not being dirty. I warned her. This isn't perversion, this is justice." and then the teacher escorted me to the office. Half the class was peeing their pants laughing as I was leaving, so I feel like I won anyway.
So basically I'm suspended for two weeks for sexual misconduct. Surprised they're not expelling me, considering my past behavior.
Do you have any good suspension stories?
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