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Amun~RA Static Stance

Originally posted by a1hsauce
why do you need to honor your bar? 😐

because it gives me wisdom and holds my dr. pepper. 😐

Originally posted by taft
😖hifty: O RLY?

yes, rly. 😖hifty:

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Amun~RA
mines bigger 😖hifty:

mine wiggles 😖hifty:

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
yes i do 😖hifty: so do i, and an honour bar. 😐 SEX shock

i do to 😖hifty:

sex with whom? 🤨

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😖hifty: yes...it is big 😖hifty:

yes it is. 😐

😛

😖hifty:

Amun~RA Static Stance

Originally posted by a1hsauce
mine wiggles 😖hifty:

scared

mine has a smooth shaft, plus vibration. 😖hifty:

Amun~RA Static Stance

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i do to 😖hifty:
sex with whom? 🤨
yes it is. 😐
😛
😖hifty:

sex with the ships wenches. 😖hifty:

doingit

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i do to 😖hifty:
sex with whom? 🤨
yes it is. 😐
😛
😖hifty:

😄 😉

Originally posted by Amun~RA
scared
mine has a smooth shaft, plus vibration. 😖hifty:

😖hifty: mine works in water...

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
sex with the ships wenches. 😖hifty:
doingit

😖hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😄 😉
😖hifty: mine works in water...

😂

Amun~RA Static Stance

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😄 😉
😖hifty: mine works in water...

mine doesn't.

but it can expand😖hifty:

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
😖hifty:
😂

wana cum aboard some day. 😖hifty:

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
😖hifty:
😂

😉

Originally posted by Amun~RA
mine doesn't.
but it can expand😖hifty: wana cum aboard some day. 😖hifty:

😖 why the hell would you want something that can expand in water but doesnt work? 😑

😖hifty: mine inflicts pleasure..

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
mine doesn't.
but it can expand😖hifty: wana cum aboard some day. 😖hifty:

maybe... 😖hifty:

depends on the people who are aboard the ship 😉

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😉
😖 why the hell would you want something that can expand in water but doesnt work? 😑
😖hifty: mine inflicts pleasure..

😮 😄

Amun~RA Static Stance

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😉
😖 why the hell would you want something that can expand in water but doesnt work? 😑
😖hifty: mine inflicts pleasure..

it doesn't work in water😠

mine has feelers that come out and tickle. 😖hifty:

Amun~RA Static Stance

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
maybe... 😖hifty:
depends on the people who are aboard the ship 😉
😮 😄

i'm on board, and my hand maidens. 😖hifty:

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
maybe... 😖hifty:
depends on the people who are aboard the ship 😉
😮 😄

😄 I can give you a test run if youd like 😉

Originally posted by Amun~RA
it doesn't work in water😠
mine has feelers that come out and tickle. 😖hifty:

yes we know it doesnt work ...stop advertising that it doesnt work, youre gonna scare people off by telling them that yours doesnt work

😖hifty: mine can last forever

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
i'm on board, and my hand maidens. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😄 I can give you a test run if youd like 😉
yes we know it doesnt work ...stop advertising that it doesnt work, youre gonna scare people off by telling them that yours doesnt work
😖hifty: mine can last forever

hmm both are tempting... but which offer shall I take up? 😖hifty: 😂

Amun~RA Static Stance

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😄 I can give you a test run if youd like 😉
yes we know it doesnt work ...stop advertising that it doesnt work, youre gonna scare people off by telling them that yours doesnt work
😖hifty: mine can last forever

mine can replicate it self. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
hmm both are tempting... but which offer shall I take up? 😖hifty: 😂

mine, if you want a real man. 😖hifty:

Lord Paradise Senior Member

Oh dear...

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
hmm both are tempting... but which offer shall I take up? 😖hifty: 😂

mine..he has handmaidens...im a one woman guy 😉

Originally posted by Amun~RA
mine can replicate it self. 😖hifty: mine, if you want a real man. 😖hifty:

😖hifty: mine can work upside down

Amun~RA Static Stance

Originally posted by a1hsauce
mine..he has handmaidens...im a one woman guy 😉
😖hifty: mine can work upside down

😆

mine can work while i'm asleep. 😖hifty:

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
mine can replicate it self. 😖hifty: mine, if you want a real man. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
mine..he has handmaidens...im a one woman guy 😉
😖hifty: mine can work upside down

real man vs a one woman guy

whoever wins can.... 😖hifty:

a1hsauce Senior Member

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