The Sancty and friends thread

Sorry V stretcher

I'm back... woo hoo..

*sprinkles fairy dust while chanting the theme song to Beverly Hills Cop*

I have thus decided you are funny,therefore cool, therefore my presence is required here 😐

Hello alchoholic penguin! tongue12

Hello...umm....electric blanket wearing sea monkey from the 4th dimension who spreads corn at the will of the God of Spoons.

Damn, should've kept that for the other threaddisgust

😆 ✅ I will not let you win this Sir. Ivy-Lettuce for you are my arch nemesis-is-ees! 😐 tongue12

The joke is on you Miss Hairy Cheese Novelist for you have already lost.

You materialistic biscuit who couldn't make a cake in time for the wedding! You shall never win because to win, is like an onion. There are many layers, much like a cake, or an onion. 😐

Or a packet of instant pudding....this reminds me, why do they call it 'instant'...if I see the words Instant Pudding written on a packet, I expect to open that packet and instantly have pudding, none of this ridiculous 'just add water' rubbish, none of this 'microwave for 5mins' nonsense, I want instant pudding goddammit! 😠

✅ Too true ✅ And pineapple that should not be in supermarkets because it's too pale - pineapple should be a nice deep yellow, because that way it is much sweeter. If it's a pale yellow then it tastes all sour! disgust

I dont eat pineapples, but if I did Im sure I would be outraged and demand to see the Pineapple King and throw water in his face at this outrageous display of pineapple mistreatment. Back in my day, if we didnt have pineapples, we made our own out of three blocks of wood, a piece of goat hair, and the drool of a rabid termite. Then these nancy boys came in and sold our secret to CNN. Those nancy boys...always stealing pineapples.....disgust

Exactly, I know pineapple kings big secret...

He used to be a lemon 😱

You have got to be kidding.....

I once went out with a lemon shock

that must have sucked if ull pardon the pun

😐 😆 Sooo...

hippie VS sweet

not again!

😐 Huh?

Originally posted by melinda_warren
not again!

she keeps sending me here

oh