I was abducted by aliens!

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AOR The King

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
damn.....

i could build a home planet, make you care about beauty and if you keep me alive you will have woman! its time you let these old alien traditions of killing everyone go its not very nice..... ppplllleeeaaasssseee dont eat me!!!!!!!!!!

I'll make you a deal. Instead of eating you, we'll take you to the norm-queen, break down your protein composition and other nutrient complexity in your body through the acid pool......

😐 and then eat you....

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by AOR
I'll make you a deal. Instead of eating you, we'll take you to the norm-queen, break down your protein composition and other nutrient complexity in your body through the acid pool......

😐 and then eat you....


well i can see there is no way i can strike a deal with you so im just going to have to...........

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

AOR The King

we have creatures that can run, swim and fly. You can't hide from us

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by AOR
we have creatures that can run, swim and fly. You can't hide from us

haha that is were you are wrong i have an invisble space ship.....if only i knew where it was....

AOR The King

We don't need color, we can heat. Your space ship has to use some type of propulsion

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by AOR
We don't need color, we can heat. Your space ship has to use some type of propulsion

haha that is were you are wrong! it not only has a shield from all heat detectors and rays but it is a MAGIC spaceship that doesnt need propulsion and willl take me far far away from you and the other aliens!!!!

khfreak#1 the harbringer of doom

Originally posted by AOR
I'll be sure to Aldaris that you are a "loose lips" and our next abduction wont be for observation purposes...😈
🙄 (cookoo clock goes off 12 times )

AOR The King
Originally posted by *lizziekk*
haha that is were you are wrong! it not only has a shield from all heat detectors and rays but it is a MAGIC spaceship that doesnt need propulsion and willl take me far far away from you and the other aliens!!!!

yeah well God just broke your ship and pushed it into our mouths. You dead fo' 😈

AOR The King
Originally posted by khfreak#1
🙄 (cookoo clock goes off 12 times )

look what the cat dragged in...

a1hsauce Senior Member

I want to believe

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by AOR
yeah well God just broke your ship and pushed it into our mouths. You dead fo' 😈

nope he actually but a big bomb in your mouth to protect me and help me since i am a 'devout' catholic !

AOR The King
Originally posted by *lizziekk*
nope he actually but a big bomb in your mouth to protect me and help me since i am a 'devout' catholic !

Our regeneration qualities allowed us to fix ourselves and eat you. You still dead fo' 😛

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by AOR
Our regeneration qualities allowed us to fix ourselves and eat you. You still dead fo' 😛

what you do not realise is that god created lifelike models of us to fool you while i get away safely! god has never let me down.....🙂

AOR The King

we ate them all and formed a black hole into our stomach that has sucked you in. you dead fo'

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by AOR
we ate them all and formed a black hole into our stomach that has sucked you in. you dead fo'

more models are being used we are with god in heaven eating burgers and....wait im dead nooooooooooooo

AOR The King

one for the tyranids, ZERO FO YOU 😛

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by AOR
one for the tyranids, ZERO FO YOU 😛

you just wait i have an older brother on planet X who are meaner bigger and stonger then you!

Bloigen Restricted

Am I an alien?

*lizziekk* Midnight strikes again.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Am I an alien?

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