Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose.....you're sick and twisted....
** SOOTHING VOICE**All is fine in the meadow of milk and honey.
No disturbing images or thoughts here.
Just fluffy bunnies and happy teddy bears, meandering and having a picnic in happy valley.
Uh oh....*laugh* it looks like Fluffy bunny has spilled some milk on Teddy's pants.
What's this? Teddy appears to be upset, and is chastising Mr Bunny.
Oh my, Mr Bunny is replying with an obscene hand gesture.
*SHRILL SHRIEKING VOICE*
OH FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY! Teddy has CHOPPED OFF Mr Bunny's HEAD with a butter knife! There is blood everywhere people...everywhere...Oh my God.....there are...stringy things coming out of bunny's neck....Oh Christ Oh Christ Oh Christ....
*VOMITING SOUNDS*
No...the teddy....he's spotted me....no...no! NOOOOOO! Leave me BE Peter Cottontail! NO!!!! I just....*glurg* my eyes.....ahhhh......help....m............................................................................................................................
anywho
Originally posted by Syren
That, is pure genius 😆 I actually had to read it twice for comprehension 😮
Thank you.
You know, I think you're the only one who EVER gets my subtle jokes...one more reason I will someday sweep you off of your feet, marry you, have numerous affairs and get a quickie Nevada divorce with you. 😍