Fluffy Bunnies and Teddy bears for Jedi Priestess

Started by silent dreams3 pages

Yay! I don't have to go to jail! Brad Pitt....

weeks.....urg........*looks at blood sptattered everywhere* ugh....😘

Part of sd is played by........jessica alba.....no wait.....nevermind.

Originally posted by silent dreams
Yay! I don't have to go to jail! Brad Pitt....

weeks.....urg........*looks at blood sptattered everywhere* ugh....😘

Part of sd is played by........jessica alba.....no wait.....nevermind.

Brad Pitt or whomever you find irresistable. 😉

Jessica Alba is good!! 😱 ✅

lets see..........who do I find irresistable.....Johhny Deep droolio

ok! the part of SD is played by Jessica Alba!

Originally posted by silent dreams
lets see..........who do I find irresistable.....Johhny Deep droolio

ok! the part of SD is played by Jessica Alba!

Oooh...goody, I like him better anyhow. 😄

*cough* As an actor... 😠

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oooh...goody, I like him better anyhow. 😄

*cough* As an actor... 😠


😂

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
*draws gun*

*shows the picture of the gun to the bear*

That, is pure genius 😆 I actually had to read it twice for comprehension 😮

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
** SOOTHING VOICE**

All is fine in the meadow of milk and honey.

No disturbing images or thoughts here.

Just fluffy bunnies and happy teddy bears, meandering and having a picnic in happy valley.

Uh oh....*laugh* it looks like Fluffy bunny has spilled some milk on Teddy's pants.

What's this? Teddy appears to be upset, and is chastising Mr Bunny.

Oh my, Mr Bunny is replying with an obscene hand gesture.

*SHRILL SHRIEKING VOICE*

OH FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY! Teddy has CHOPPED OFF Mr Bunny's HEAD with a butter knife! There is blood everywhere people...everywhere...Oh my God.....there are...stringy things coming out of bunny's neck....Oh Christ Oh Christ Oh Christ....

*VOMITING SOUNDS*

No...the teddy....he's spotted me....no...no! NOOOOOO! Leave me BE Peter Cottontail! NO!!!! I just....*glurg* my eyes.....ahhhh......help....m............................................................................................................................

.....you're sick and twisted....

anywho

Originally posted by Syren
That, is pure genius 😆 I actually had to read it twice for comprehension 😮

Thank you.

You know, I think you're the only one who EVER gets my subtle jokes...one more reason I will someday sweep you off of your feet, marry you, have numerous affairs and get a quickie Nevada divorce with you. 😍

😆

I got that one too!! clapping

I'm played by Bruce Willis (in his Die Hard days).
I'm the guy that coughs at the end and we find out it was all me.

You possesed the bear somehow? 😑

hysterical

😕

I like you sig Syren.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
** SOOTHING VOICE**

All is fine in the meadow of milk and honey.

No disturbing images or thoughts here.

Just fluffy bunnies and happy teddy bears, meandering and having a picnic in happy valley...

dude...that's disturbing right there 😖

Dreams, thanks 😄

Thanks.

I have one similar 😄

A similar sig to mine? 😱 You have to wear it... we'll be Sig Sistas.

😕 Or something 🥷

Actually when I say similar I mean nothing alike no2

I think it's the same anime though.
I'm not a big fan of anime, it's all the same to me 😮

Although maybe not 😑