Ask the person below a "HAVE YOU EVER" question

All the time.

Have you ever smothered jam all over your body then climbed inside an elephant and start vibrating?

Last night actually.

Have you ever put on a sailor suit, and shaved your buttocks?

Just once, Back in the 80's. 😬

Ever made a thread on Kmc that didn't Blow?

once

Have you ever jumped off a high part of something?

I go cliff jumping frequently.

Have you ever put honey all over yourself, and went outside to wait for the bears?

.....no

Have you ever got hit by a car?

no

have you ever almost got banned on KMC?

Yeah, when I was 14.to being hit by a car

No, to being banned.

Have you ever threw ketchupp up in the air and shot it with a gun?

No

Have you ever made a thread that got 0 posts?

Yeh

Have you ever made an invention that later got stolen by bears and then they sold it to a penguin, who becomes a rich tyrant and ends up blowing up the earth in a furious rage?

🤨

Have you ever made a post that was supposed to be funny but came out retarded?

No

Have you ever realised that Spartan is no fun?

Yes.

Have you ever broke your toe?

no

have you ever been shot at?

yes, but not purposely.

Have you ever shot at someone?

no, but I've wanted to...lots of times 😄

have you ever attempted suicide?

Originally posted by Spartan005
Have you ever made a post that was supposed to be funny but came out retarded?
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That wasn't aimed at you Bloigen 🙂

I know

Have you ever ate your own face?

hopefully not.....

Have you ever fought with a friend and never talked to him/her again?

Yeh

Ever ate a baby?