Very well. . . . . .
-Who likes trout?
-I enjoy the occasional muffin-cake
-Avenue Q rocks my socks
-something under my bed smells like dead cat
-Green Day, while awesome, gets annoying after hearing a song for the 700th time
-'going postal' was made a popular phrase after several postmen went on a killing spree in the 1800s
-High school sucks unless you're in some extracurriculars
-there is no left wing media
-AOL is a terrible ISP
-I'm jonesing for a Jones soda
-pizza rolls are the best
-I ain't no hollaback girl
-Mongolians!
-you can say toilet paper over the phone
-yoho, yoho, a crack ho's life for me
Good enough?