9 Corona's

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Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by silver_tears
That just reminds me of an amazing night up north at my friend's cottage with a bunch of friends droolio

Wasn't that the night you slept with Johnny Knoxville? 😄

KidX Senior Member

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Wasn't that the night you slept with Johnny Knoxville? 😄
Did that actually happen?

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by KidX
Did that actually happen?

Yeah, she's friends with the cast of Jackass and Viva La Bam. I think she slept with all of them. 🙂

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by KidX
😂 Pretty much that entire time Dogbert and you talked was me, you know that right? 😛

Yea, I found out after a while disgust

KidX Senior Member

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, she's friends with the cast of Jackass and Viva La Bam. I think she slept with all of them. 🙂
😂

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, she's friends with the cast of Jackass and Viva La Bam. I think she slept with all of them. 🙂

Bam's by far the most frisky, Johnny's a sensual lover 🙂

KidX Senior Member

Originally posted by silver_tears
Bam's by far the most frisky, Johnny's a sensual lover 🙂
😂

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by silver_tears
Bam's by far the most frisky, Johnny's a sensual lover 🙂

I agree. 😮

KidX Senior Member

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I agree. 😮
Oh geez.

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Originally posted by KidX
Oh geez.
I was drunk. I needed the publicity. bag

silver_tears Senior Member

Tell me that was after I had any contact with them 😐

KidX Senior Member

😆

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by silver_tears
Tell me that was after I had any contact with them 😐

Yeah, I had sloppy seconds. 😬 You are okay. I however still smell like Canadian muff. 😄

silver_tears Senior Member

Sloppy seconds are never fun no2

KidX Senior Member

Speaking of Sloppy Seconds, some random girl on the street offered me sex and said she had just de-virginized someone else and wanted to do it again...

...Eww.

silver_tears Senior Member

That's a fabulous profession right there 😖

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by silver_tears
Sloppy seconds are never fun no2

After 9 coronas they are.

silver_tears Senior Member

After 10 you don't even realize they're seconds I bet 😊

KidX Senior Member
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
After 9 coronas they are.

Zing!

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's a fabulous profession right there 😖
It's sickening

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by silver_tears
After 10 you don't even realize they're seconds I bet 😊

After eleven, you don't even realize it's a farm animal. 😮