Originally posted by TwisterGameX
WTF shit. Go kill yourself.
So this is really Carnage vs. Wolvervenom, right?
I'd say Wolvervenom. His healing factor would have been boosted to a disgusting degree. Carnage would still be stronger, faster, and have an overall "better" symbiote, (tendrils, claws and such) but Wolvervenom has both a large durability edge, and a substantial fighting skill edge.
I highly doubt this is a spite thread, since it'd be an extremely cool fight. Plus the dude's been here like a day. Interesting concept, actually... Well done.
Well, seeing as how carnage symbiote sees its impending doom, it decides to leave our favorite psychotic victim of male anorexia and bonds with spiderman. Spiderman
A) knows the symbiotes weaknesses
B) Has fought wolverine so he knows his
C) is pushing class 90 by now b/c of the symbiote.
Spidercarnage eats wolvervenoms spleen
A symbiote’s daily To Do list:
1) Find new ways to make all organisms on the planet become symbiotic hosts.
2) Eat some brains!
3) Kill those said newb symbiotic hosts and try your best to create all out anarchy!
4) Eat even more brains!
5) Fumigate the host’s living quarters to make the crib a smexy bachelor pad!
6) (Cough) Brains! (Cough)
7) Be forced to watch host’s favorite TV shows to make them feel somewhat appreciated.
8) Give me a B! Give me an R! Give me an A! Give me an I! Give me an N! Give me an S!
9) Look totally Burt Reynolds badass while doing all these things!
10) Brai-… um is this really necessary?
(Gawd bless crazy fanfiction writers)