I got pulled over today....And my suit and Tie couldnt get me out of it

Yeah that must have been a bite in the ass.
But look at the bright side; there is at least one cop out there that won't be fooled by appearance and passes judgement on anybody who breaks the law, not giving a damn about how fancy your wardrobe is and what ever benefits the perpetrator thinks he gains by it.
The long arm of the law must be ignorant to the (often unworthy) status that people try to gain through their looks and clothing.
Justice counts equally for all, wealth or property does not give one the right to act above the law.

Originally posted by Bloigen
You should of said you were in the FBI.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
it is kinda one of those sticthes you need breast for lol

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Yeah that must have been a bite in the ass.
But look at the bright side; there is at least one cop out there that won't be fooled by appearance and passes judgement on anybody who breaks the law, not giving a damn about how fancy your wardrobe is and what ever benefits the perpetrator thinks he gains by it.
The long arm of the law must be ignorant to the (often unworthy) status that people try to gain through their looks and clothing.
Justice counts equally for all, wealth or property does not give one the right to act above the law.

You were caught violating a traffic law, and a serious though easy to avoid one as well. The cop was correct in pulling you over, no matter what color you are.
Any idea why they are so serious about seat-belts? Cause police and medical personnel are extremely fed up with having to scrape up the body-parts of the suckers that refuse to wear those belts and get catapulted through windshields in a crash, leaving their lifeless gore splattered around for those people to clean up

Originally posted by AOR
He would have asked for a badge or some I.D. Not too mention would probably say "no bodies above the law...blahblah

At that point you should say "WELL DONE! YOU'RE OUR 1 MILLIONTH POLICE OFFICER! DO YOU WANT MONEY OR JUST GIVE ME A TICKET?"

He'll say "I'll take both! SUCK MY PORTIONS!"

At that point you say "Ooh, bad luck. You have to give me the amount of money that is on the ticket."

OR!

Make him give you the ticket, then give him loads of papercuts until he dies.

Originally posted by Bloigen
At that point you should say "WELL DONE! YOU'RE OUR 1 MILLIONTH POLICE OFFICER! DO YOU WANT MONEY OR JUST GIVE ME A TICKET?"

He'll say "I'll take both! SUCK MY PORTIONS!"

At that point you say "Ooh, bad luck. You have to give me the amount of money that is on the ticket."

OR!

Make him give you the ticket, then give him loads of papercuts until he dies.

and then that 75 dollar fine becomes life with no chance of parol...

Or throw some magical bread at him then eat some and you will be transported to china.

Originally posted by AOR
and then that 75 dollar fine becomes life with no chance of parol...

Then you go into the cops car and ductape your mouth and say he had kidnapped you.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
You were caught violating a traffic law, and a serious though easy to avoid one as well. The cop was correct in pulling you over, no matter what color you are.
Any idea why they are so serious about seat-belts? Cause police and medical personnel are extremely fed up with having to scrape up the body-parts of the suckers that refuse to wear those belts and get catapulted through windshields in a crash, leaving their lifeless gore splattered around for those people to clean up

Originally posted by Bloigen
At that point you should say "WELL DONE! YOU'RE OUR 1 MILLIONTH POLICE OFFICER! DO YOU WANT MONEY OR JUST GIVE ME A TICKET?"

He'll say "I'll take both! SUCK MY PORTIONS!"

At that point you say "Ooh, bad luck. You have to give me the amount of money that is on the ticket."

OR!

Make him give you the ticket, then give him loads of papercuts until he dies.

Originally posted by AOR
and then that 75 dollar fine becomes life with no chance of parol...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Did I just get POWNED?

yes ZING!

well then...in the words of my good friend Tom Cruise (crazy as he is) Youre a Lousy Softball Player!

no2 still got owned...

Where I live, you can't get pulled over for not having a seat-belt on, but if you're pulled over for something else, you can get a ticket for that, as well. 🙂

Originally posted by AOR
no2 still got owned...

This doesn't concern being owned, f#ck that whole concept. It's about having a chance to survive an accident, and remaining enough of yourself to remain what your loved ones appreciate in you