I went to StarBucks today...

..And was bombarded by 10-15 raving lunatics. They stood there, actively yelling and insinuating that anyone who drinks starbucks coffee is a flaming homosexual/pedophile.

Of course, I thought it was hilarious, but no one seems to believe it actually happened.

They proceeded to give me a pink (heh...anti-gay activists giving people pink notes is even weirder) paper that said:

Starbucks Promotes Homosexual Perversion; Even to Children!

Starbucks is a Gold Sponsor of the Charlotte Pride event in downtown Charlotte

This event promotes the acceptance of homosexuality, celebrates it publicly, and includes simulated sex with kids. For evidence, see www.charlotterighteous.org

A new Starbucks program, The Way I see It , is a collection of thoughts and opinions provided by notable figures and placed on Starbucks coffee cups. Below is quote:

"My only regret about being gay is that I repressed

it for so long. I surrendered my youth to the people

I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don’t make that mistake yourself. Life

too (expletive) short (Armistead Maupin).

Starbucks’ management has been approached on several occasions to cease and desist from its public support of homosexuality, to no avail. Its bottom line – MONEY!

What You Can Do

First, find out for yourself if these things are true: Call for explanation of Starbucks promotion of Charlotte “Pride”; District Manager, Kyle Ray, 704.998.5955, ext. 53321

Kindly express to management that you will not support their business as long as they participate

Explain that homosexuality enslaves those that practice it, even destroying nations that approve of it

State, in no uncertain terms, that homosexuality is a sin that leads people straight to hell

Present the Gospel of Christ!

We must never cooperate with those who extol sin and dishonor our Lord Jesus

THE OPPOSITE OF HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT HETEROSEXUALITY, IT IS HOLINESS!

Written by Operation Save America 704.933.3416

http://charlotterighteous.org

I'm no gay rights activist, but this is retarded. Come the **** on.

Check out their "proof" that Starbucks promotes pedophilia on their website.

Starbucks blows.

Anyone who spends $5 on cup of coffee is an idiot...

and to top that off.. i got a funny story... i was walking down the street.. and some homeless person just jumps out of no where and stands right in my way begging me for "5 dollars so she could have a cup of coffee"... you know lady.. if you are spending 5 dollars on a cup of coffee.. maybe you really need to reevaluate your financial issues... and not buy Starbucks coffee, especially since YOU LIVE ON THE STREET!!!!

I despise Starbucks. Here, there is one or two on every street corner. It's no bullshit. You hear comics talk about it, but it's true! Sometimes, they're right across the street from one another. I'm just not a big coffee drinker, and don't understand this American obsession with the drug.

Originally posted by long pig
They proceeded to give me a pink (heh...anti-gay activists giving people pink notes is even weirder) paper that said:

Pink stands out against the more gay green and brown colour scheme that Starbuck's uses in it's stores.

the protestors are idiots. If you go to starbucks it doesn't mean your gay, it means you have low standards and money to burn.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
the protestors are idiots. If you go to starbucks it doesn't mean your gay, it means you have low standards and money to burn.

People who stereotype are idiots as well 🙄

Good on Starbucks for being a supporter of equal rights for all!

Now, if they actually sold good coffee instead of the expensive buckets of liquid excrement they pour down the throat of the consuming and non-discerning public then they might actually be making some progress. And maybe actually put a nice kind of tea on their menu, when they can be bothered having it at all. Then, and only then I might drink there, though even then it might be iffy (because there are coffee places with better value, better drinks, better atmosphere and better staff out there)

Still, some people are just idiots. I mean, sweet glaven, with all the things in the world people could get all revolutionary about a bunch have decided to protest against Starbucks due to it's extracurricular human rights activities? Geeze, once upon a time it would only be the target of anti-globilisation protesters (occasionally with a good point), now it has to deal with ignorant bigots as well?

Still, if things get to bad I expect StarBucks to turn the fire hoses on these fools. Hopefully the hoses will be piping poor quality, but very hot, cappuccino at the time. Yes.... I'd like that. I expect that'll knock 'em of their anti-gay podium.

idiots. straight up, closed minded idiots

Originally posted by KidRock
People who stereotype are idiots as well 🙄

Do as I say, not as I do Kidrock?

OMG omg omg

They make you pay $5 for coffee??? Please tell me that for a supersized Grande or something!!

Originally posted by fini
OMG omg omg

They make you pay $5 for coffee??? Please tell me that for a supersized Grande or something!!

Supersized? Dear God, you mean there might be some situation where a person will actually order MORE starbucks coffee then they to!!????!!!! More then the smallest amount available???

well I dont know.

I'm assuming that the coffee tastes good, otherwise why do they buy it?

Whatever happened to just...making yer OWN cup of coffee....??😕

LOL i make my own at home.

We have a local coffee franchise called Rituals and their coffee is pretty good. I pay a little over US$3 for a grande of anything. omg their moccachino is amazing. I buy them when i'm on campus.

we pay anything from 70p to £3... so about $1 to about $6...

but the expensive stuff is sooooo good....

Originally posted by KidRock
People who stereotype are idiots as well 🙄

I do not understand the fascination with Starbucks...it offers nothing I want.

Yeah Starbucks coffee is overpriced. I don't drink coffee for the taste anyway. The only reason I would drink coffee anyway would be for the caffeine. So, 5 bucks for a little bit o caffeine in a cup with some milk and whipped cream=overpriced beverage. I'll stick with my 20oz. mountain dew thank you very much.

wtf? im still looking for these "lewd acts", but maybe they mean the simple act of dancing? or just being different in public? id like to get the addresses of each of those protestors and mail them their very own baby jesus butt plug 😱

good on the cops btw! i love how the protestors cry because they weren't allowed to disrupt and agitate public gathering. yes, the evil cops. i undstand if they want to protest outside the event, whatever, 1st ammendment. but that doesnt give them the right to barge in and whore for attention.

I only like their Decaf blend. Not much into their Crappacino whatever drinks....

Best cup of coffee is at 7-11. Or go to the Coffee Bean tea leaf for tasty blend of regular coffee. As for the topic....Starbucks sponsors lots of events. I see no harm...at all.