Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Well, I think most of you who dislike Paris Hilton are just jealous, or too insecure with yourselves to accept someone for who they are. Personally, I'd buy her a beer, chat with her, have some laughs, then probably part on good terms ... after I tried to hit on her.
Sure, I'd have a beer with her, but only if it was her last drink before, I don't know, I pushed her out of a plane without a parachute. Or into a pit filled with lions or starving cannibals or something.
But only on the above condition. From what I've seen of her I think my intellect would be insulted, disgusted, then insulted again. Because really, she has always struck me as an utterly foul, stupid, talentless, greedy, shallow, infantile bag of skin and bones. I mean, I see no reason why a good drink should be ruined by having an unpleasant looking harpy slouching across the table from me.
So yeah. I'd have a drink with her. Bwahahahahahahahahah!!! 😈 Now, just to find some cannibals
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Sure, I'd have a beer with her, but only if it was her last drink before, I don't know, I pushed her out of a plane without a parachute. Or into a pit filled with lions or starving cannibals or something.But only on the above condition. From what I've seen of her I think my intellect would be insulted, disgusted, then insulted again. Because really, she has always struck me as an utterly foul, stupid, talentless, greedy, shallow, infantile bag of skin and bones. I mean, I see no reason why a good drink should be ruined by having an unpleasant looking harpy slouching across the table from me.
So yeah. I'd have a drink with her. Bwahahahahahahahahah!!! 😈 Now, just to find some cannibals
Oh yeah, whatever. Like you'd ever be so honored to sit next to Paris on a plane, yet alone be able to figure out how to open the door to push her out. Oh brother. 🙄
Re: Who'd have a beer with Paris Hilton?
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is there anyone else here besides me that thinks Paris Hilton would be a cool chick to hang out with at a bar? 😕
Hmm...Paris Hilton ? Lets see:
Intelligence - 3
Hubris - 18
Fame - 12
Wit - 0
Shame - 0
Ludicrousness - 18
Marketability - 8
Class - 1
Special Abilities - Culture Drain & Immunity To Books.
nahuh
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Oh yeah, whatever. Like you'd ever be so honored to sit next to Paris on a plane, yet alone be able to figure out how to open the door to push her out. Oh brother. 🙄
Yes, you see! I am perfectly safe from ever having to be with our gal Paris because the conditions will never, ever be right (as in on a plane with the door open, or near a pit of lions) - I consider it a near fool proof plan.
Unless someone kidnaps her and asks me to join in the disposal of her somewhere over the Pacific. Now if that's the case, despite being the most law abiding person I know, well, I might just be tempted. 😉
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Yes, you see! I am perfectly safe from ever having to be with our gal Paris because the conditions will never, ever be right (as in on a plane with the door open, or near a pit of lions) - I consider it a near fool proof plan.Unless someone kidnaps her and asks me to join in the disposal of her somewhere over the Pacific. Now if that's the case, despite being the most law abiding person I know, well, I might just be tempted. 😉
She would outwit you and use her super powers to foil the evil plan!
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
She would outwit you and use her super powers to foil the evil plan!
Good point.... one of the worst things one can do is underestimate their opponent. And I would never be able to live it down if she outwitted me. I'd probably have to become a hermit out of shame.
I wonder what kind of super power she has....