Pre Crisis Superman vs Thanos, one day prep

Started by ZephroCarnelian4 pages

Plus - Supes is faster than anything Thanos has ever encountered before. 🙂

What's surfer? A few million times the speed of light??

Pah! Supes can fly across the entire universe in moments.

Thanos is gonna be right royally screwed.

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
He has prep time to go and get it 😉

Damn you logic 😒:

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Especially if he brings the Sword!!! 😄😄😄
and if Thanos makes a sword out of kryponite? 😄 Now, thread-maker, does Thanos know of Superman's weakness?

Originally posted by DrDoom101
Now, thread-maker, does Thanos know of Superman's weakness?

Yes

Originally posted by DrDoom101
and if Thanos makes a sword out of kryponite? 😄

Supes melts it with his heat vision.

Originally posted by Darth_Erebus

You make quoting a pain.

Thanos isn't really all that. Usually he's protected by Starlin's writing. Without lopsided prep or his cosmic plot device of the week, Thanos isn't that powerful.

Originally posted by The Ion
You make quoting a pain.

Thanos isn't really all that.

Neither is PC Supes, despite what some fanboys think. He was the most inconsistant character in comic history.

Originally posted by Darth_Erebus
Neither is PC Supes, despite what some fanboys think. He was the most inconsistant character in comic history.

Ah: but read the forum rules.

Originally posted by Darth_Erebus
Neither is PC Supes, despite what some fanboys think. He was the most inconsistant character in comic history.

Every character is inconsistant. However at his best PC Supes was clearly above Thanos.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned superman's tried and true method of beating people. He simply hits thanos with his anti-(insert opponent) vision.

has anybody even read the issue with the "sword of superman"? he only held it for an instant, and then he cast it away because it held too much power and he wasn't ready for it yet.

PC Superman ends this with a delicious Hostess fruit pie.

Or, takes a second to come up with a brand new power.😉

Originally posted by The Ion
Do we need to show the scan of Lex manipulating time with orange juice?

😂 I remember posting that scan. Anyways, Thanos needs to trick or steal the Impossible Man's power to fight tooney style against Supes.

I thought prep time was he files his latest story at the Planet, or does the TV newscast ( whatever was his primary job then...), goes and does daily heat-zapping of all street litter, saves cats, tries to remember to be available for next Lois date - then Thanos comes crashing into Metropolis with the DC HOTU! 😂

If he gets his sword, let's spell it right out at the beginning. 🙂

Thanos FTW.

5 way Thanos wins

1 Thanos goes to Galactus and asks to borrow the nullifier
2 Thanos use what ever he used to beat the Runner on Superman
3 Thanos is immortal and just busts Superman's A$$
4 Thanos take the Infinity Gauntlet and turns Superman into a vibrator for Wonder Woman 😆
5 Thanos call forth Dr Strange,Scarlet Witch and the Runner and they all kick his A$$

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A desolate planet....

Thanos pulls out a huge KNite sword.

"Ha!!! With my Kryptonite Sword, my red-light laser cannon, my magical forcefield which even YOU cannot punch through,and my Five Hundred Million times lightspeed speed enhancing backpack - all of which I thought up with my ONE days prep - I shall have no trouble AT ALL in annihilating you!!! Mwahaha!!!"

All of a sudden, Thanos' KNite sword shoots off out of his hands and off into the distance.

"How????!!??!?" He bellows. "Grrr... well at least I can still zap you with this!!! Mwahahaha!!!"

He pulls out the red-solar sunlight cannon and hits Superman dead in the chest with it. Nothing happens. Superman smiles.

"How???!!!?!? That should have drained your powers!!! Grrr... at least you cannot speedblitz me, not with my 500 million x lightspeed enhancing back-pack!! Mwahahaha!!!!

Supes taps him on the shoulder from behind. Thanos turns and a punch sends him into a nearby moon.

"How!!???!? That makes no sense!!! You CANNOT be that fast!!!" He roars. "Grr!!! Well at least you will soon become toast thanks to this magical FIRE which can penetrate even YOUR invulnerable skin!!! Mwahaha!!!"

A huge rush of magical flame engulfs them for miles around, incinerating the entire surface of the planet, before disappearing in a flash.

Superman stands without even a single singed hair.

"How!!!?!???! That magical flame should've crisped you!!! Well - at least even youcannot harm ME! Not even your mightiest punches can penetrate this MAGICAL forcefield!!! Mwahaha!!!

Supes floats towards the still laughing Thanos... and flicks him on the nose....

"HHHHOOOOOWWWWWWW????!!!!??????!!!" Thanos screams, as he flies through barriers between dimensions.... never to return....

"Simple really...." says the victorious Man of Steel, Last Son of Krypton.

"Kryptonite is no threat to me, from a distance. My breath can snuff out stars and destroy galaxies - yet still has the control to manipulate objects with all the deftness of telekineses and provide falling people with cushions of air to fall upon. So a burst of simple Suction Breath was enough to remove the Kryptonite threat.

And given time to react to red solar energy - which I had, because in the past I've demonstrated that I can easily evade it's effects when I see it coming - I utilised my power to change a beam of light's wavelength, using only my Super Vision. So I merely changed the harmful Red Solar Light into rejuvenating YELLOW sunlight. Providing a quick energy boost for....

...Time Travel! Thanos' speed-enhancing backpack would be difficult to get around - granting him limitless speed. Yet what good is the abiilty to dodge something - if it's already hit you? Using my UNPARALLELED ability to time-travel on a whim, I appeared behind Thanos before even his enhanced speed could react.

The magical flame would normally burn me to ashes - but thanks to my quick thinking, I remembered that I can phase myself between two dimensions rapidly - rendering myself temporarily immune to even the effects of magic!

And as for his magical forcefield which nullifies my strength? He was right - even using all my might, I couldn't dent it if I tried. But I didn't try - instead, I simply flicked him into another dimension - another well proven feat of mine. Then I simply seal of the other dimensions, using Super Vibrations - they work everytime!

All in a days work... for Superman!!!"

Thanos take the Infinity Gauntlet and turns Superman into a vibrator for Wonder Woman

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Originally posted by The Ion
PC Supes is smarter than Thanos. PC Lex is smarter than Thanos too. Do we need to show the scan of Lex manipulating time with orange juice?

Physically in a straight up fight Thanos would get smashed. PC Supes and Wonder Woman were punching each other through galaxies.

I beg to differ, just because PC lex does something like that makes him smarter than the titan??? I seriously doubt it the Titan is invincible master of all schemes, with one days prep im pretty sure he could kill superman, How??? He'd Trap him, superman is nowhere near Thanos intellect.

Originally posted by roughrider
Thanos take the Infinity Gauntlet and turns Superman into a vibrator for Wonder Woman

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THE INFINITY GAUNLET DOES NOT WORK IN DCU, CHECK OUT JLA AVENGERS!