Marvels Anti Pre Crisis Superman vs Pre Crisis Superman

This team get 5days of prep

Team Leaders
Adam Warlock & Current Thanos

Surtur
Ymir
Super Adaptoid
Super Skrull
Trion Juggernaut
Proteus
Destroyer being controlled by Thor
Growing Man
Drax the Destroyer with Power Gem

Super dies.

Superman dies horribly. Between Surter, Ymir, Thor, and The Destroyer that's a lot of magic, something Pre Crisis Supes was exremely vulnerable to.

But...I just know the Superman fanboys will say he'll sneeze or something. 😗

Well Thor is not really in the fight he is just controlling Destroyer.

The Destroyer alone will kill Pre Crisis Supes.

Superman uses his super-friction to give them all titty-twisters, then he dies. 😇

Proteus mind rapes Superman making him think he is Dyno Mutt and then Super Skrull and Super adaptoid divide up his powers and Surtur and Ymir use him as a soccer ball and then Thanos use some kind of knowledge transference to steal Superman's smarts then the Trion Juggernaut punches a Hole in time and throws Superman in and leaves him there.

superman always wins

Originally posted by inamilist
superman always wins

He wins a ticket home after being beaten.

superman ALWAYS wins

lol

no, not this time probably

- looks at sig-

HaHa!

Damn Rhino sucks, first this and then the car Ko.

Supes could easily avoid any damage in this fight whatsoever. He's too fast.

But he won't be doing much damage to these guys either.

Not unless he starts to use some spin-around-it powers.

They'd do the job nicely....

😄