-The Hitchikers Guide to KMC -
Hello Mr. hitchhiker and welcome to the hitchhikers guide to KMC.
You may be asking yourself a few questions, such as.
What Kind Of threads should I make?
And
Am I a Noob?
I am here to Answer some of these questions for you and help you along the way.
First Thing, You need to get o know the Forums, I will give you a rundown of the main forums.
Welcome Forum
This is where you say Hi, If you don't understand that, then you are an Idiot.
GDF - General Discussion Forum This is for general talk about movies and such, there are some pussies here so watch your step.
OTF - Off Topic Forum
Stay Clear unless you want to lose Braincells.
MD - Movie Discussion
This is the place were you talk about Movies. Hence the name Movie Discussion. This is a good starting point for N00bs.
Lord Of the Rings forum
Watch out, we got some scary Orc Noobs there.
The Three Star Wars forums.
If you like Star Wars and get intense about it, Heres your new home.
Artwork Forum
Here you can get talented Artists, and Pussy Artists. Stay clear if your a Pussy attest.
The Three Roleplaying forums
Good For someone who is insecure about there on life that they need to take on the role of something or someone else. Another good starting point, because since your reading this you obviously have nothing better to do so go there and RP noob.
News and Questions Forum
Your a noob so I highly recommend not going here, Unless you have actual good news. as for the Questions, You'll just look stupid.
Now that I have told you about some of the main Forums, now you must go out and find a Friend, But don't be stupid, People who make a thread asking for friends is a Pussy, or as some people like to call it
SELF PITY .
This is where you make people try to feel bad for you and Like you. If you do this, you shall be shunned......and kicked in the nads.
Also Vocabulary is a big part of being a good poster, so for example, don't post like this.
"YoUr A n00b yoU fr34king n00b"
This will case bashing to its full extent.
This, Is More acceptable.
"How Was your Day?"
Also try to keep from Double posting, Noob.
Now we move onto the word Noob, A word that can meet hate, love and both at the same time. Some examples are...
"Your a N00b at having Sex" If you hear this, Your not good at having Sex.
Also
" You are a Noob, Get the Fudge Out " This mean people hate you and to leave.
And the worst insult to someone new.
"Your an Uber Noob so shut your mouth, hit puberty and get smarter"
This, Is not good.
Now We move onto.
Mods
Stay Clear, your KMC life depends on it. Stay cool when they are around, don't just Caps lock Penis and post, they don't like that. IF you are cool and calm, you will live long.
Mods are the ones that will Eat your soul if you do something bad, so dont do something bad.
Also, Post in the right forum, You don't want to be called a Noob do you? Posting in the wrong forum also, increases the bashing.
Reporting
If You report someone make it good, Don't report someone for calling you a Noob, If you do, High chances are you are infact, A noob.
Everyone loves KMC and we should all enjoy it together, in peace.
Thanks for your Time
P.S - You Broke the main Forum rule by coming into the OTF and reading this so, infact you are A n00b.