Why doesn't the omega beams work on superman

Remember when the Hulk's invulnerability was retconned to include a healing factor so quick, we only thought he was invulnerable? Well, maybe Superman's actually being erased from existence, but he reforms so quickly, even Darkseid doesn't notice! Same thing for his heat vision. He's actually being disintegrated, but reforms so quickly that even he doesn't notice and believes his heat vision is actually blocking the Omega Effect which is re-activated so quickly neither he nor Darkseid notices.

Or maybe Superman is actually a cosmic being. Being under the rays of a yellow sun slowly triggers a change in Kryptonians that lets them achieve their ultimate genetic potential which as descendants of Rao means they're actually gods. Since they haven't fully grasped their new situation, they believe they have these amazing "powers" but these powers are actually small baby steps in their evolution and their true power is actually reality control.

Or Superman became immortal following his death. His invulnerability was taxed to its limit and with his rebirth it was strengthened a thousand-fold. Even his heat vision is now invulnerable!

Or Superman can really break the "Fourth Wall" like the She-Hulk, except that Superman can re-write scripts and re-draw panels at super-speed.

Or, um, well that's it for now.

Originally posted by Adam Warlock
He's an icon and because fanboys/writers love him.

Yes everybody intelligent enough to write comics loves him. He is didliked by people who like fads instead of excellent iconic characters!!!!!

Originally posted by JohnR
Remember when the Hulk's invulnerability was retconned to include a healing factor so quick, we only thought he was invulnerable? Well, maybe Superman's actually being erased from existence, but he reforms so quickly, even Darkseid doesn't notice! Same thing for his heat vision. He's actually being disintegrated, but reforms so quickly that even he doesn't notice and believes his heat vision is actually blocking the Omega Effect which is re-activated so quickly neither he nor Darkseid notices.

Or maybe Superman is actually a cosmic being. Being under the rays of a yellow sun slowly triggers a change in Kryptonians that lets them achieve their ultimate genetic potential which as descendants of Rao means they're actually gods. Since they haven't fully grasped their new situation, they believe they have these amazing "powers" but these powers are actually small baby steps in their evolution and their true power is actually reality control.

Or Superman became immortal following his death. His invulnerability was taxed to its limit and with his rebirth it was strengthened a thousand-fold. Even his heat vision is now invulnerable!

Or Superman can really break the "Fourth Wall" like the She-Hulk, except that Superman can re-write scripts and re-draw panels at super-speed.

Or, um, well that's it for now.

.....You're smart. I like you. For every hundred idiots we get here in KMC it's nice to get at least one savant. 😄

Originally posted by JohnR
Remember when the Hulk's invulnerability was retconned to include a healing factor so quick, we only thought he was invulnerable? Well, maybe Superman's actually being erased from existence, but he reforms so quickly, even Darkseid doesn't notice! Same thing for his heat vision. He's actually being disintegrated, but reforms so quickly that even he doesn't notice and believes his heat vision is actually blocking the Omega Effect which is re-activated so quickly neither he nor Darkseid notices.

Or maybe Superman is actually a cosmic being. Being under the rays of a yellow sun slowly triggers a change in Kryptonians that lets them achieve their ultimate genetic potential which as descendants of Rao means they're actually gods. Since they haven't fully grasped their new situation, they believe they have these amazing "powers" but these powers are actually small baby steps in their evolution and their true power is actually reality control.

Or Superman became immortal following his death. His invulnerability was taxed to its limit and with his rebirth it was strengthened a thousand-fold. Even his heat vision is now invulnerable!

Or Superman can really break the "Fourth Wall" like the She-Hulk, except that Superman can re-write scripts and re-draw panels at super-speed.

Or, um, well that's it for now.

thats a good post apart from the fact " sorry if my speelin is comletly all over the place im smokin the stuff now" but i grew up wit the belief that supes was from krypton and that was the only reason he could be super in our galaxi but nowdays he's bein portrayed as almos a god which i ju sdont like jus my opiniom though

Originally posted by JohnR
Remember when the Hulk's invulnerability was retconned to include a healing factor so quick, we only thought he was invulnerable? Well, maybe Superman's actually being erased from existence, but he reforms so quickly, even Darkseid doesn't notice! Same thing for his heat vision. He's actually being disintegrated, but reforms so quickly that even he doesn't notice and believes his heat vision is actually blocking the Omega Effect which is re-activated so quickly neither he nor Darkseid notices.

Or maybe Superman is actually a cosmic being. Being under the rays of a yellow sun slowly triggers a change in Kryptonians that lets them achieve their ultimate genetic potential which as descendants of Rao means they're actually gods. Since they haven't fully grasped their new situation, they believe they have these amazing "powers" but these powers are actually small baby steps in their evolution and their true power is actually reality control.

Or Superman became immortal following his death. His invulnerability was taxed to its limit and with his rebirth it was strengthened a thousand-fold. Even his heat vision is now invulnerable!

Or Superman can really break the "Fourth Wall" like the She-Hulk, except that Superman can re-write scripts and re-draw panels at super-speed.

Or, um, well that's it for now.

Really excellent Post !!!!!!!!!!!!! Im keeping it !!!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to believe the middle was true !!!!!!! 🙂

Wow, I've only mentioned this I believe a couple of times in the forums.
Supes became invulnerable to the Omega Effect AFTER combining with Kismet.
Right before that, he had to run for his life from the beams. Right after, he was able to deflect them with heat vision on more than 1 occassion.

Because it came from Superman/Batman and we all know who wrote it.

the reason was stated, Darkseid thinks somehow that supes is protected by the source or have relevance...........

Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
Wow, I've only mentioned this I believe a couple of times in the forums.
Supes became invulnerable to the Omega Effect AFTER combining with Kismet.
Right before that, he had to run for his life from the beams. Right after, he was able to deflect them with heat vision on more than 1 occassion.

"i get your point, the same can be said about WW supes should K.O her in minutes if he wanted to but DC wont let it happen..guess wat im sayin is DC love their characters to much"

Superman never was on a position in the power or strenght pole to ko WW in minutes.

Originally posted by olympian
"i get your point, the same can be said about WW supes should K.O her in minutes if he wanted to but DC wont let it happen..guess wat im sayin is DC love their characters to much"

Superman never was on a position in the power or strenght pole to ko WW in minutes.

Originally posted by Juntai
Technically, he KOed her in one punch, or did you read the fight?

that's true. she did black out after that punch. he just wasn't in position to follow it up.

Originally posted by leonidas
that's true. she did black out after that punch. he just wasn't in position to follow it up.

Let me guess Superman is Godlike to couple of guys eeeh??? 😄😄😄😄

Superman/Batman isn't even in continuity.

Parts of it are (otherwise we wouldn't have a Supergirl) but some of it isn't.

Nah, it can't be partly canon and partly not unless there is a weird dimensional shift or some crap.

A lot of the stories are alternate dimensions such as when Superman and Batman ruled the world while the JLA was killed by Ra's Al Ghul.

Superman/Batman has been cited on Newsrama to be partly of canon. The ONLY thing that is canon is the Supergirl saga. The rest is completely outside of continuity which allows Jeph Loeb to write PIS ridden stories that don't make sense. OBVIOUSLY with the Batman meeting alternate Batman Beyond. There's no such thing as a multiverse in the DC.

The sad thing is that Superman/Batman is the most commonly used referance by Marvel/Superman/Batman fanboys which is just damn ironic.

Originally posted by Juntai
And nearly any other type of energy as well, check what he did to black rock recently.

I have it as well.
I would post up the scans, but it's a waste of time.
People believe what they want anyway.