Worst lyrics

Started by Phat J3 pages

oh i agree, id laugh at that song in a whole different way if he didnt do the voice and the lyrics were tight. the eminem show and infinite are my favourite albums, went steadily downhill after that.

The Eminem Show was utter shit. The Marshall Mathers LP was the decline. Had the odd good song but that was the time when he realised that all the adults he was pissing off just so happened to be the parents of the kids he needed to buy his records.

Hence The Eminem Show which was a bunch of nothing. Now he sings Mockingbird. I'd probably not hate his selling out as much if he didn't come out with a song in which he says "So put my tape back on the rack. Go run and tell your friends my sh*t is wack, I just don't give a f*ck."

-AC

Originally posted by Phat J
FACK by eminem

i knew it happened, but i never thought it'd go this far. he finally lost it, hes now rapping about sticking gerbils up his ass.

Oh shit i heard this the other day and i was left speechless. My friend at work got the CD for xmas and played it to me, i thought he'd lost it 2 albums ago but this is an all time low. How can you go from tracks like Rock Bottom and Bad vs Evil to this?

Originally posted by koolruningz
How can you go from tracks like Rock Bottom and Bad vs Evil to this?

Money.

-AC

I probably should have said it was a rhetorical question, but thanks for the response anyway.
😄

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
The Eminem Show was utter shit. The Marshall Mathers LP was the decline. Had the odd good song but that was the time when he realised that all the adults he was pissing off just so happened to be the parents of the kids he needed to buy his records.

Hence The Eminem Show which was a bunch of nothing. Now he sings Mockingbird. I'd probably not hate his selling out as much if he didn't come out with a song in which he says "So put my tape back on the rack. Go run and tell your friends my sh*t is wack, I just don't give a f*ck."

-AC

whatever, everyones entitled to their own opinion. its got some of my favourite songs of his on it, till i collapse, superman and sing for the moment are all good songs. i agree with everything else you said, encore had one line that was worth listening to and the rest of the song, the rest of the album was garbage.

You know I love Mos Def but I gotta nominate Rock N Roll. Pretty much bad and racist/ignorant lyrics backed by bad singing. One of the few blemishes on the career of a man who also wrote some of my favorite lyrics ever on Black Star's Thieves in the Night. That's why this is so bad.


Make me wanna HOLLA.. aowwWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
'Ah.. ah-ah, ah-ah.. ah-ah, ah-lert the squad..'
Rock and roll
'Ah.. ah-ah, ah-ah.. ah-ah, ah-lert the squad..'
Hehehe, rock and roll
'Ah.. ah-ah, ah-ah.. ah-ah, ah-lert the squad..'
Whoahhhhh-oh, oooh-weee-oooh
'Ah.. ah-ah, ah-ah.. ah-ah, ah-lert the squad..'
Whoahhhhh-oh

(Huh) My grandmomma was raised on a reservation
(Huh) My great-grandmomma was, from a plantation
They sang - songs for inspiration
They sang - songs for relaxation
They sang - songs, to take their minds up off that
f**ked up situation
I am... yes I am... the descendant (yes yes)
of those folks whose, backs got broke
who, fell down inside the gunsmoke
(Black people!) Chains on they ankles and feet
I am descendants, of the builders of your street
(Black people!) Tenders to your cotton money
I am.. hip-hop
'It's heavy metal for the black people'
I am.. rock and roll (rock and roll.. rock'n'roll)
BEEN HERE FOREVER!
They just ain't let you know.. (HA!)

I said, Elvis Presley ain't got no soul (huh)
Chuck Berry is rock and roll (damn right)
You may dig on the Rolling Stones
But they ain't come up with that style on they own (uh-uh)
Elvis Presley ain't got no SOULLLL (hell naw)
Little Richard is rock and roll (damn right)
You may dig on the Rolling Stones
But they ain't come up with that shit on they own (nah-ah)

Guess that's just the way shit goes
You steal my clothes and try to say they yo's (yes they do)
Cause it's a show filled with pimps and hoes
Tryin to take everything that you made or control (there they
go)
Elvis Presley ain't got no SOULLLL
Bo Diddley is rock and roll (damn right)
You may dig on the Rolling Stones
But they ain't the first place the credit belongs

Say whoahhhh-oh (don't take it) oooh-weee-ohhh
(black music) whoahhhh-oh (don't take it) oooh-weee-ohhh
(black music) whoahhhh-oh (Jimi Hendrix say) oooh-weee-ohhh
(black music) whoahhhh-oh (Albert King and) oooh-weee-ohhh
(and Motown)

(huh) I ain't tryin to diss
but I don't be tryin to f**k with Limp Bizkit
'The f**k is on your mind?'
When I get down in my zone
I be rockin Bad Brains and Fishbone
I ain't tryin to slow your groove
But that ain't the way I'm tryin to move

I don't turn on Korn to get it on;
I be playin Jimi Hendrix 'til the dawn
That's my word is bond
Sittin up on my front lawn
Got the volume turned to ten
Playin Albert King the best again (black)
When the mornin in the cooker
Got to turn on some John Lee Hooker
When I want some rock and roll
Go to Otis Redding to get some soul

Say, James Brown got plenty of soul
James Brown like to rock and roll
He can do all the shit fo' sho'
that Elvis Presley could never know (black people)
Said, Kenny G ain't got no SOULLLL
John Coltrane is rock and roll (uh-huh)
You may dig on the Rolling Stones
but they could never ever rock like Nina Simone

Say whoahhhh-oh (don't take it) oooh-wee-ohh
(black music) whoahhhh-oh (don't take it) oooh-weee-ohhh
(black music) whoahhhh-oh (don't take it) oooh-weee-ohhh
(black music) whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

'ah-lert the squad..'

{*MUSIC PICKS UP PACE AND GETS LOUDER*}

Who am IIIIiiiiiiiiIiiiII, HUH!
GET YOUR PUNK ASS UP!
ELVIS PRESLEY AIN'T GOT NO SOUL
JIMI HENDRIX IS ROCK AND ROLL
YOU MAY DIG ON THE ROLLING STONES
BUT EVERYTHING THEY DID THEY STOLE
ELVIS PRESLEY AIN'T GOT NO SOUL
BO DIDDLEY IS ROCK AND ROLL
YOU MAY DIG ON THE ROLLING STONES
BUT WE SEND THEY PUNK ASS HOME
Who am IIIiiiiiiiiiii (ROCK AND ROLL)
Who am IIIiiiiiiiiiii (ROCK AND ROLL)
Who am IIIiiiiiiiiiii (ROCK AND ROLL)
Who am IIIiiiiiiiiiii (ROCK AND ROLL)
Who am IIIiiiiiiiiiii (ROCK AND ROLL)
Who am IIIiiiiiiiiiii (ROCK AND ROLL)
Who am IIIiiiiiiiiiii (ROCK AND ROLL)
Who am IIIiiiiiiiiiii (ROCK AND ROLL)
Who am IIIiiiiiiiiiii (ROCK AND ROLL)
Who am IIIiiiiiiiiiii!!!
Say, rock and ROLL!
Who am I? Rock and ROLL!
Who am I? Rock and ROLL!
Who am I? Rock and ROLL!
Who am I? Rock and ROLL!
Who am I? Rock and ROLL!
Who am I? Rock and ROLL!
GET YOUR PUNK ASS UP!!!!!!!
Company, MOVE!!!
For Harlem, Fort Greene, Compton
East St. Louis, Detroit (BO BO)
Chicago (BO BO) Bed-Stuy (BO BO)
Flatbush (BO BO) Brownsville (BO BO)
East New York (BO BO) Newark New Jersey (BO BO)
Illadelphia Cincinatti Atlanta the Dirty South
All towns GET YOUR PUNK ASS UP!!
'Rock and roll for the black people'
Hi ma..

'Well that was just wonderful'

Golden showers by the mentors (previously mentioned as the greatest song of all time):

http://lyrics.rare-lyrics.com/M/Mentors/Golden-Showers.html

Worst lyrics, eh? Definitely has to be this Relient K song:

"Gibberish"

Arg wu sentafinticate nar dunderford
Bida menti kosticated interserd
Thorphiliate stinded yilla billa zay
Wentora yate paravillintiniay, paravillintiniay

Dorga orpha dorga billa
Dorga orpha stifaleare
Dorga orpha dorga billa
Tonalation fonamere

Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking now.

[Chorus]
If I had one wish
Well I don't know what I'd wish for
But if I had a million zillion wishes
I'd use one to let you know that gibberish is
Not an nice way to talk to all your...

Mork swax ippen reeby yufftabar
Higged quillip ernigrade du wellinshar
Lirp crawn xyfa gourk jawinstabray
Venalido urp paravillintiniay, paravillintiniay

Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking now.

[Chorus]
If I had one wish
Well I don't know what I'd wish for
But if I had a million zillion wishes
I'd use one to let you know that gibberish is
Not an nice way to talk to all your friends

Ok so they were heroes of mine, but this song is really inexcusable. It literally sounds like they got a thirteen year-old ''goth'' girl to write this during her lunch break. It makes no sense at all, which actually makes it quite funny.

Korn - I'm Hiding

Maybe I'm insane
walking on a wire
maybe I'm the same
Nothing can take me higher
tell me where to start
think I'm at the end
Right now, feeling pain
make it go away

Maybe I'm to blame
maybe I'm a Liar
maybe we're the same
nothing can stop the fire
I can't feel my heart
but I feel the shame
Nothing left to say
soon I'll fade away

These places all I ever
think about is lost in time
these faces taunting me I'm looking back
and they are mine

I'm hiding from the things they say
Doing time, then lead astray
Thinking back to times of yesterday
I could fly

I'm trying to find a better way
but I'm trapped, can't get away
All I think is about yesterday
I could fly

Maybe I'm insane
walking on a wire
maybe I'm the same
Nothing can take me higher
I can't feel my heart
but I feel the shame
Nothing left to say
soon I'll fade away

These places all I ever
think about is lost in time
these faces taunting me I'm looking back
and they are mine

I'm hiding from the things they say
Doing time, then lead astray
Thinking back to times of yesterday
I could fly

I'm trying to find a better way
but I'm trapped, can't get away
All I think is about yesterday
I could fly.

Sixth form poetry springs to mind. I used to like Korn, in fact, despite several shitawful albums, I have bought them all bar the new one. I think enough is enough.

Especially as they actually had some songs written for them for this album.

as much as i love U-God- Golden Arm Redemption, this has to be one of the worst lyrics by U-God on that Mr.X album

I'm down for the get down, earnin' my stripes
Hillside, real guys, burn burners for life
Put slugs through yo vest, or blood on my knife
Yo I'm up in here, where it at? Throw the dice
The chrome device, still layin' on my hip
Lettin' my nuts swing, we bang for the strip
I'm up in this *****, I bounce around the west coast
Hollerin' at hoes, lookin' for the best smoke

originaly shitted out by 50 cent

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a ****
It's not your birthday!

[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I **** with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna ****
But homie ain't nothing change hold down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go

[Chorus] (2x)

[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the doe
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look nigga I got K-Mart and I ain't change

[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that ****** ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya *****, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the mother****er burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know where we ****ing be

[Chorus] (2x)

[Talking]
(laughing) Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either nigga
In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga
G-Unit

Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

Not only does it not make any sense, but it looks like its been put together for the sake of a rhyme, which isnt good either. SHAME ON YOU CURTIS!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

Not only does it not make any sense, but it looks like its been put together for the sake of a rhyme, which isnt good either. SHAME ON YOU CURTIS!

😘 garbage

by the way, was Memoirs of Geisha a good movie?

Originally posted by -hh-
😘 garbage

by the way, was Memoirs of Geisha a good movie?

Yes, I liked it. 🙂

I've read the book ages ago, but I still loved the movie. The cinematography was great.

Anything by 50 Cent is going to be shit, duh.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yes, I liked it. 🙂

I've read the book ages ago, but I still loved the movie. The cinematography was great.

Memoirs of a Geisha is one of my absolute favorite books, I've probably read it at least 20 times.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

Not only does it not make any sense, but it looks like its been put together for the sake of a rhyme, which isnt good either. SHAME ON YOU CURTIS!

I agree. 50 cent's lyrics are garbage. Jada chewed him up nicely and deservedly on that diss track, forgot what it was called. "Animal" i think. I never really liked any of his stuff except for this one song one he came out with way, way back way before he was popular called "how to rob"

G-Unit's garbage too..Mobb Deeps in it but so what..Even though I love Mobb Deep..mainly their stuff from the 90's.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
I agree. 50 cent's lyrics are garbage. Jada chewed him up nicely and deservedly on that diss track, forgot what it was called. "Animal" i think. I never really liked any of his stuff except for this one song one he came out with way, way back way before he was popular called "how to rob"

G-Unit's garbage too..Mobb Deeps in it but so what..Even though I love Mobb Deep..mainly their stuff from the 90's.

we'll never see another Mobb Deep- The Infamous cry

Originally posted by -hh-
we'll never see another Mobb Deep- The Infamous cry

I agree, btw, Liquid Swords is my favorite album of all time I know it word for word. GZA the sharpest out of the Wu to me.

But Redman artists as my favorite in the 90's

Originally posted by Lana
Anything by 50 Cent is going to be shit, duh.

Memoirs of a Geisha is one of my absolute favorite books, I've probably read it at least 20 times.

Should see the movie, very good.

-AC