Phoenix and Dark Phoenix versus Michael and Lucifer? Um ...
Dark Phoenix: You dare to oppose Dark Phoenix?!? I consume stars to sate my hunger!!! You won't even be an appetizer for me!
Lucifer looks amused, Michael looks bored.
Rachel: Um, Dark Phoenix, are you paying attention to your Cosmic Awareness?
Dark Phoenix: (ignores Rachel) Prepare to die!!!
Dark Phoenix unleashes a blast of cosmic power sufficient to incinerate the Earth.
Lucifer smiles, Michael looks irritated.
Michael: (to Lucifer) What's the point of this?
Lucifer: I'm not sure, maybe this is one of God's little lessons for you.
Dark Phoenix: I said die!!!!!
Dark Phoenix exerting herself to the fullest unleashes a blast sufficient to destroy galaxies.
Michael: God's ways are mysterious. I'll have to ponder the meaning of this.
Lucifer: You do that.
Lucifer (to Rachel): Well, this was certainly interesting.
Lucifer produces a jar and traps Dark Phoenix within it.
Lucifer: Maybe this will come in handy at some later time.
Michael and Lucifer depart. Rachel goes home.