If - Then

then you would be dead. If you were dead.......

No one would notice if you Bumped a thread. If no one noticed if you Bumped an old thread..

Then you could keep going and spam the forum😖hifty: If you spammed the forum..

No one would notice if you Bumped a thread. If no one noticed if you Bumped an old thread..

they would all post in it. But if they did notice you bumped the thread. . .

then they will chase you and beat you down 😖hifty:.

IF BARKER UPDATED HIS HP FANFIC, THEN.. haermm

Then we would slap him for making us wait. If Barker was chasing us for slapping him he would do what then...

.. . then he'd make me eat a meat pie. If I ate the entire meat pie in one bite . . .

I would be so turned on I would have sex with you, If I had sex with Tired Hiker...

...then I'd be gay. If I were gay . . .

then you would marry Barker. If TH married Barker...

Originally posted by Röland
then you would marry Barker. If TH married Barker...

... we'd have kids called THarkers. If we had Tharkers . . .

They would join with me to take over the world, If the Tharkers and I took over the world...

you would fail. If Tharkers and Eclipso failed at taking over the world...

They would be inprisoned for life to buttsecks. If they were imprisoned for life to buttsecks then...

everyone would be all like, "Buttsecks? Are we talking about Mist?". If everyone was all like, "Buttsecks? Are we talking about Mist?" then...

...else?

Originally posted by Barker
everyone would be all like, "Buttsecks? Are we talking about Mist?". If everyone was all like, "Buttsecks? Are we talking about Mist?" then...

Then we would all be confused, If everyone was confused...

Originally posted by Eclipso
Then we would all be confused, If everyone was confused...

then the confusion would cause them (both men) to realize that they aren't gay anymore, if they are no longer convinced that they are gay, then...

They are straight, if they are straight then..