OMG!!! I kid you not! from this day forward, I will wear NOTHING but Suits!!!

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a1hsauce Senior Member

whoa what?

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

whoa! i love a man in a suit! just thought I would say (again)

a1hsauce Senior Member

😖hifty: do ya now?

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

uh huh

a1hsauce Senior Member

i like women in dresses ✅

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

i hate dresses 😬

a1hsauce Senior Member

Its even better when theyre not wearing em 😗

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

sigh...spoken like a true guy

a1hsauce Senior Member

😂 is that a bad thing?

GCG Red Bull

Reservoir Dogs - Everyone you met watched that movie and are scared you might have a gun underneath that black suit. So you get respected by everyone.

Hey ; next time put something a little bulky under the jacket.

a1hsauce Senior Member

😂 someone actully brought up the movie reservoir dogs when i was with them 😛

GCG Red Bull

All you need is some black shades 😎

a1hsauce Senior Member

would have looked sooo spiffy with some shades ✅

Master_Nihilus Dickroll'd.

Re: OMG!!! I kid you not! from this day forward, I will wear NOTHING but Suits!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
okay okay, the funeral was nice. good turnout, but okay back to me now...im on my way home and I have nothing in the fridge okay, i mean nada silch ney!...so i stop at the local dollar store to pick up some canned foods. I mean come on, 75 cents for a tall can of Chef Boyardi!!! YOU CANT Go Wrong!!! however im still wearing my Black suit 😖hifty:

so i walk in and I immediately notice children, Mothers, gay men, turn and look in my direction. I mean i was lookin smockin 😮‍💨 ...wait wait...here comes the best part!....

I decide to go to the local Albertsons cause I need bread so i head on over there pick up the bread and some other necessities, and I mean im lookin at like a 25 dollar grocery bill..but wait! Guess what Im still wearing flirt1 😱 thats right the suit!!!

so i go in line and the lady asks if i have a rewards card!? I say no i dont have it with me...she automatically gives me a discount anyway 😱 the bill came out to 16 bucks!!!!

I swear! I will never wear anything but suits again!!!!!!!

..Where's that suit I put in my closet yesterday..you've inspired me 😱

a1hsauce Senior Member

😄 go out my fellow Man!!! enjoy the secrets of which I have passed on!!!

Master_Nihilus Dickroll'd.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😄 go out my fellow Man!!! enjoy the secrets of which I have passed on!!!
I shall...w00t 😄

Syren dreaming

Suits droolio

General Envy LOOK AT SIG.

I, Envy shall rename you into 'Agent A1hsauce', now go to the Matrix and help Agent Smith!

Master_Nihilus Dickroll'd.

*puts on my suit* Hmm..does it make my ass look fat? 😛

a1hsauce Senior Member

suits are the sex arent they 😄