Happy BD laurenE147

nothing besides that we are flooding the place 😈

Originally posted by LaurenE147
*gives queeq a kiss on the cheek and a slap on the behind*

He - he - he *blush*

why are your butt bare queeq?? 😱 😱

Ask Lauren. 😉

LE147, why is queeq butt bare

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Buttman

*calls attorney, files for divorce, round 4*

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(Warning: I'm the insane judge 😈 and Finti is the equally evil judge)

Well, if you are to divorce, I have to throw cream pies in your face, beat you over the head with a sausage, and put you in a vat full of piranhas, alligators, sharks, and aquatic brain-eating monkeys. Anything you'd like to add Judge Finti? 😈 😈

Lauren, you can stay here.

Originally posted by Gundark
*calls attorney, files for divorce, round 4*

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Oh wow! She loves me! She loves me!
*runs around meadow with goofy smile on his face*

Come back, baby, you're the only one for me.
*starts instant delivery of godzilla sized container filled with flowers*

*crosses arms, looks away*

I've heard it all before, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerfherder !! 😠

Okay then. I'll be the bailiff guy.

*starts beating Queeq and Gundy over the head with sausages*

Who's scruffy looking?

Oh come on baby, you know I can't live without you.

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sounds like a bad song by Michael Jacson.
"So it said you know I cant live without you
HEY (backing vocals by James Brown)
the funk and gaul of 40 000 years I cant live without you"

There is isn't a "hey" big enough to sound like James Brown. 😂

BB, where did you get those sausages ? Stole them from KJ ? A judge stealing a Scotsman's sausages ! Thats barbaric !! I'm afraid we'll have to report you to Raz and take away your judgeshipness.

queeq - I just can't believe you were cheating on me again ! Wait....yes I can.

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dutchman is gonna swim again 😄