Top Ten Things You Want To Happen in DCU After the Crisis

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Top Ten Things You Want To Happen in DCU After the Crisis

Yes, I'm plagarizing this topic from another board, so sue me....

Name the ten things you want to happen in the DC Universe after the Crisis is done and over with.

superman to grow horns...

I'd be happy to keep Wally as The Flash.

Originally posted by The Ion
I'd be happy to keep Wally as The Flash.

Barry Allen can go f*** himself.

I'd like to see Troia DIE! 😠

Oh and Batman have something horrific happen to him. I hate him so much....

Oh and Supergirl get raped by Gorilla Grodd. I hate her more than Oprah hates Martha Stewart....

I'll tell you what i want to happened yet I know wont.

Wally still the Flash

More Kyle and Guy

Hal dead again

Supergirl dead

Powergirl still left Alive.

Batman no longer a prick.

No more Events that unfold over 212123 books and are sequels to stories and characters I wasn't even alive to care about

Jason Todd no more

Less clothes on Wonder Woman

More Anti Heroes 😉

Hal dead.

Supergirl written well. I have confidence Greg Rucka will turn that series around.

Batman, not Batdick.

Darkseid, not Jobberseid.

E-2 Superman still around.

Revamped rogues gallery for Green Lantern, Superman, and Wonder Woman.

Dick Grayson to realize he doesn't need to prove himself anymore. It's been years Dick. You're proven!

Grant Morrison. Teen Titans. Nuff said.

Green Lantern actually written to full potential. GL's are above Silver Surfer in many aspects...and they get owned by OMACs and Deathstroke. 🤨

Good Wonder Woman stories. Now that Rucka's gone (the best WW arc EVER) I'm worried it will suck again..

Raven to stop jobbing

Martian Manhunter to stop getting his ass kicked

Robin to come out of the closet...he's not fooling anybody. Spoiler was f*g-hag.

Batman to NOT be in the JLA. He's a street-level crimefighter. Not a master tactician that has alien technology he only uses for JLA missions...

Better Superman stories....

No more Hawkman or Hawkgirl. They're too confusing. Bring back Zauriel.

Steel and Cyborg need a MAJOR upgrade.

Superman being more powerful then ever. Seriously, I want him fight cosmic people in every issue.

Martian Manhunter taking the protection of small and underdeveloped countries to himself.

Batman taking a HARD stance at his enemies, and becoming mayor of Gotham to give a better chance of getting them all gaught. I want someone else to become Batman and help him (using more effective and meaner means to capture criminals). Grayson might be too good hearted for it, but how about Azrael?

Wonder Woman...ah hell, I don't know what to do with her...

BATMAN: Great comic hero, yeah. JLA space super freak with alien shit: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! All JLA writers make him out to be a proick... what's with all that? I heard there'd be a new Batman after Crisis but I pray not. My motto is: there is only one Batman. His name is not Dick Garyson... u get the idea

Re: Top Ten Things You Want To Happen in DCU After the Crisis

Originally posted by Draco69
Yes, I'm plagarizing this topic from another board, so sue me....

Name the ten things you want to happen in the DC Universe after the Crisis is done and over with.

Everyone grows boobs. Everyone.

Sure, it might be cheesy and sexist, but I guarantee DC sales jump wildly. And they can retcon in a month or two to go back to normal...just introduce Super-Plastic-Surgery Man.

😄

1) Batman, Batgirl, and all of the other Batman-related characters will no longer interact with the rest of the DCU. I don't care how they do it; alternate universes, maybe. He's never really belonged in the superhero setting, and he's always horribly written when he guest-stars in other character's titles.

2) Every single character who used to be dead, but was brought back to life within the last five years, will be killed off again.

3) That would include Jason Todd, of course, but that was such a bad idea that I think getting rid of him deserves its own number.

4) Byrne's Demon and Doom Patrol stories will be sticken from continuity.

5) DC's superheroes to be powered down somewhat.

Maybe I'll think of more later, but if they just did that, it would make me happy.

Keep Barry Allen dead.

Keep Hal Jordan dead, and no longer the Spectre.

Give Superman's costume the Ultimate look we saw once in Wizard.

Wonder Woman's costume - same deal as Superman.

Captain Marvel moved to the west coast - San Francisco, Los Angeles - and start him fresh.

Bruce Wayne to get laid - put a smile on his f**king face - and retire mantle to Dick.

Martian Manhunter - new uniform. Put some clothes on! Give him weaknesses more interesting than fire.

Power Girl - make her powers constant, and NEVER cover her up.

Green Arrow to look more like Moon Knight (remeber Longbow Hunters?)

Keep Darkseid as a major presence, with less jobbing.

Darkseid really has to be the "God that Devil prays to." I want Superman to quiver in fear when he hears that Darkseid is coming. Wouldn't it be nice if he and E-2 Superman would meet?

And the biggest change that would happen in crisis...would be Superman ditching the underpants over his suit.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Darkseid really has to be the "God that Devil prays to." I want Superman to quiver in fear when he hears that Darkseid is coming. Wouldn't it be nice if he and E-2 Superman would meet?

And the biggest change that would happen in crisis...would be Superman ditching the underpants over his suit.

Part of why I like that Ultimate look.

1. Return to normal

Don't take that the wrong way. I absolutely do not want to see the very first flash, or anything like that. I want it to be just normal. I want every character to be back to their normal power levels (such as Superman being ultra strong), I want Jason Todd to be dead, I want Wally to remain uber powerful with the speed force as Flash, I want the primary Green Lantern to be Kyle Rayner as Ion, I want...

I don't think they should start acting like its the end of comics like apparently they have been. I think they should just start fresh...

By fresh, I mean they should take all of the old comics, and pick the ones that they want to remain continuity, such as the one where Jason Todd is killed, or Batman: Year One, or whatever, you know. What they do is re-draw them and re-write them just a little bit to update them, but release them rather quickly, so as to finally get rid of all the extra stories that are going around just to introduce other characters. This means that they wouldn't need to say the whole "infinite earths" thing to explain why Captain Marvel is showing up and hasn't before.

Just call this like, the Platinum Age of comics or something. Start new, by using the GOOD old ones (IE I don't want to see Lois Lane comics, or Robin in little shorts).

Oh - and a ban on all nicknames that end with Lad, Lass or Kid.

Batman to get locked in the Asylum.

Aquaman to rule the world, if not = no baths for anyone.

Darkseid retires from his jobbing days. I mean years.

Superman earth 2 to be THE Superman.

Both Barry and Wally stay with theyr identities.

Black Adam to be president of its own country.

Marvel to be both a hero and the new Wizard.

WW ruler of the Amazons.

Heracles shows up in WW just to give an hello.

Jason Todd rules over Gotham and becomes the leader of the "once dead heroes society".

maybe one or two prominent minorty charracters

Eff you all, Barry>>>>Wally.

😠

Originally posted by manjaro
maybe one or two prominent minorty charracters
Spectre and Steel and Firestorm and Mr Terrific and...