If you had to be in a room with another KMC member of the OPPOSIT sex for a night.

Who's bringing the camera then?

One of you, I don't have a camera.

I have a camcorder that's all charged up naughty

Outstanding. I guess Lana or Syren will bring the lube.

I've reached the conclusion that girls just read BackFire's posts and PRETEND he's being romantic, haha.

-AC

No, my charm is in my ability to state sexual desires bluntly, turns girls on man. Besides, I'm not even trying to pretend I'm romantic.

I won't say who I liked 😮 I'm not King Kong.

Oh I totally agree, I know it does. I just personally prefer to leave the lube talk out of my charming, even my blunt charming.

I just never really considered lube to be the topic of excitement haha.

-AC

But, if you're in a room with three girls at once....lube will make a great thing better. Lube is a great icebreaker.

The only thing lube has in common with ice is that it makes things slippery, haha (in theory, never used it myself).

I don't personally choose to break the silence with a "Yeeeahp. How 'bout ahh break out the lube?"

That's BackFire style. I'm Mr. Suave.

-AC

Lube makes thing smooth, suave is being smooth, therefor...talking about lube is suave.

I might install that on my James Bond car. Instead of having a button that lets out oil to make the road slippery for cars chasing me through some obscure mountain road, I'll use that.

-AC

It's funny, and it makes you think!

I like that idea, go with it AC 👆😂

😆

Perhaps I shouldn't have ignored this thread all night 😛

*Speeding along, being chased*

Bond Girl: Oh no! We're being chased! Aiiiie!
*Suave smirk*
AC: Never mind, my dear. You know I alwaysh come preparred. Watcsh thish, shweeteh.
*Deploys slippery road substance made by BackFire Inc*

-AC

Watcsh thish, shweeteh.

That's the best text based Sean Connery impression I've ever seen.

*Takes a bow*

Thanksh, BackFire. I shay, thish ish a lovely parteh. Pity I washn't invited.

*Crashes through window on zip wire*

-AC

Note the following - Sean Connery impressions done soley through text are best kept to sentance fragmants, otherwise they can become confusing.

Not confushing to me old boy. You've jusht gotta learn the lingo.

-AC