Say you have to have someone killed.

Started by Jose1231 pages

Say you have to have someone killed.

Perhaps a jerk of a boss, an ex-wife or the school bully that tormented you throughout grade school.

Who do you hire to get the job done, guaranteed? and why?

(please, only comic characters that have a precedence of being hired to assassinate. ie: Bullseye, Deadshot, Deathstroke, Deadpool, etc.... so you can't say you'll hire Hulk or Superman)

i'd hire either Rhino or sabretooth. since they seem to be cheaper.

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But if i could afford it

Bullseye. since he gets it done 98% of the time and he would make sure they get killed in hilarious ways.

paperclip through the throat,Penny through the skull etc etc....

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Re: Say you have to have someone killed.

Originally posted by Jose123
But if i could afford it

Bullseye. since he gets it done 98% of the time and he would make sure they get killed in hilarious ways.

paperclip through the throat,Penny through the skull etc etc....

I agree.

I would hire deadpool. Whatever happens, good or bad, its bound to be hilarious.................

Rhino , nothing says 'goodbye' like a seven hundred and ten pound maniac stampeding straight towards your home....

Nitro .... all other hired killers suck by comparison

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Originally posted by Scoobless
Nitro .... all other hired killers suck by comparison

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Wasn't he hired to kill Peter Parker and Norman Osborn, whilst both men were in the same lift at the same time, not even fighting back and Nitro still didn't manage to kill them................I might be thinking of someone else, but Im pretty sure its the same guy................

Originally posted by willRules
Wasn't he hired to kill Peter Parker and Norman Osborn, whilst both men were in the same lift at the same time, not even fighting back and Nitro still didn't manage to kill them................I might be thinking of someone else, but Im pretty sure its the same guy................

he was hired to send a message to Osborne (by the Kingpin .... i think) .... Pete saved him by shoving him into a lift (elevator) .... it dropped a few floors and if they didn't both have Superstrength they probably would have died

he knocked Iron Man around pretty well though......... until Iron Man discovered the signal his brain emits to detonate..... then Iron Man owned him

Rhino's a loser! I would hire Deathstroke in case a superhero shows up. Most street levelers wouldn't b able to stop him without prep. I don't even think spiderman would be able to stop deathstroke if he were to pop up and save this Bully. Bullseye would be a good choice as well but most of the elite street level heros would be able to stop him.

Originally posted by Scoobless
he was hired to send a message to Osborne (by the Kingpin .... i think) .... Pete saved him by shoving him into a lift (elevator) .... it dropped a few floors and if they didn't both have Superstrength they probably would have died

he knocked Iron Man around pretty well though......... until Iron Man discovered the signal his brain emits to detonate..... then Iron Man owned him

oh ok.

i'd hire clay from the madrox series. he seemed pretty damn efficient when he tossed that guy off the skyscraper. as long as he doesn't get found out by strong guy whilst on the job, he should do fine. and i bet he's cheap.

^^hes also dead......but having a multiple man type character like him would be good

one of him's dead, you mean. whether that one means all, we dunno.

Deadpool since he has beaten Rhino and bullseye, so that has to mean something.

Originally posted by steverules
Deadpool since he has beaten Rhino and bullseye, so that has to mean something.

He only beat Rhino with the help of the Hulk pants and Iron Boot though!

(and everyone beats Rhino)

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f95/t375454.html

Oh man I've seen that so many times but it still cracks me up.

misty knight's beaten rhino. it's not even an accomplishment anymore.

David Cain, or Deathstroke.

Tough call... Tommy Monaghan, David Cain OR the KGBeast... hmmm