Ever thought it was weird when...
Everybody loved Alice Cooper when they thought he was an alcoholic drug-addicted necrophiliac homicidal Devil worshiping Commie pervert. But once they found out he was just Vincent Furnier, a nice Christian boy who loved his Mom and Dad, a good round of golf, hanging out with Groucho Marx, and a quiet night at home with the wife and kids - WHAT A CREEP! But, hey - At least he really was an alcoholic.